Well, none of you probably remember me, but on the other hand do remember the tag that I so eloquently place in my sig (and yes, we still are up and operational).

Anyhoo, the past few years have been Hell. My company which I've been with has relocated me to Lil' Rock, AR. Not my first choice in relocation, but better than unemployment due to this shitty economy and job market (read: shitty world) we live in.

Apart from that, I was involved in an intimate relationship with a "dancer" (i.e. I was her sugar daddy) for the past few years that took a turn for the worse (she did "bear her soul to me", if ya know what I mean). So there were three things I've learned from that, 1, don't date strippers. 2, don't date hot strippers. 3, don't date hot Asian strippers. Yes, she was a hot Azn stripper, and while I suppose one would say I was lucky to get some from something like that (despite being gold-digged the whole time)... being that 8 out of 5 gamer dudes have a thing for Azn gals. But I digress, it costed me thousands in counseling, tens of thousands in net income, and above all else, my soul,erm, I mean, respect. Yeah. Anyhoo... I will never love again.

But apart from that, reap on. Or something. May Doom and Darkness triumph over all, something like that.