So me and my mother have a pretty open relationship when it comes to our conversations. It has always been this way and I feel comfortable talking to her about anything and everything.

The same could be said for the most part in concerns to my father. One day I hope that my kids have that they can come to me for anything also.

Ok now that the opener is out of the way. My mother and I were sitting in the garage this morning smoking and drinking coffee. This has become pretty much a ritual over the last few weeks. As per the norm, we were bull shitting when out of no where my mom (yes my MOTHER) informs me that I need to "go out and get some strange."

Normally I am not left speechless to often, this was one of those instances haha.

After a good chuckle at my expense the conversation returned to normal.

So basically and in cliffnote / tl:dr version of a few questions.

Whats the craziest thing your parent(s) have ever said?
What was your response?
What was their reaction to you reaction?

Personally this comment didn't bother me, mom and I have a game where when people come over we intentionally make some of the conversations embarrassing to get a reaction and a laugh out of people.

(keep in mind that the questions above are general broad questions that give an idea of where I want this thread to go but the responses don't have to be limited to those few questions. )