To my beloved TFF,

It seems to me that lately, we have been having a problem with people who, for some reason, hate rocket ships. Now, in my personal experience, I cannot fathom why anybody would have disdain for these wondrous creations of 20th century technology. But if you indeed, are one of these people who are offended by rocket ships, please come forward and tell me why you hate these fantastic vehicles.

Regards,
President James K. Polk