For A Dollar Would You?

[Copperfire]

For a dollar, would you ride a pygmy goat through your town screaming you've heard the call of Cthulu?

Probably not. That poor goat. But I might consider it if the mount was a donkey instead of a goat.

Would you, for a dollar, wear an outfit made entirely of bottlecaps and wander around the downtown strip malls claiming in a loud voice to be from another planet?