So recently, I got Pokemon Heartgold, and I've been playing it a little bit off and on. With this edition, I decided to give my Pokemon inflicting themed names, like "Blight" for my Totodile, "Smite" for my Pidgey... "Unpleasant" for my Spinarak," and "Hooters" for my Hoothoot. Also, one was called "WASTE" in all caps (I don't remember which one it was.) At one point tonight, I caught a bellsprout, and ran out of ideas, so I asked my friends what I should name him. One said "Colon," the other said "Pappy." Therefore, I put them together and got "Colonpappy." Then I traded Colonpappy away for an onyx, and now I'm said, because she's not on my team anymore.

Also, the first time I played FF6, I gave some of the cast some pretty mundane, and/or horrible names. Locke was Dan, Terra was Linda, Sabin was Joe, Gau was Guy, Strago was Bob, and probably the worst... Setzer was Abe. There was a kid at school who's favorite character was Setzer, and he was pretty much disgusted with what I had done. One of my best friends was a little dumbfounded by it too, and laughed about it.

Also, in FF9, I renamed Steiner "Bob," and at one point, Garnet asked "What about Bob?" And I was happy.

So what stupid (or AWESOME!) nicknames have YOU come up with?