What the balls is wrong with commercials these days?

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Why do they have to be so god damned annoying? Every single advertisement has to be created by some douchebag and his friends sitting around a table going... "What's the most annoying song we can think up, or create new lyrics to, to literally annoy the shit out of our viewers until it sticks in their head?"

The Free Credit Report.com commercials are not catchy. The lyrics are not clever, the guy's voice is monotonous, etc.

How bout the kit-kat one where they just crunch crunch crunch the entire commercial. As if i LIKED the sound of people munching on food, they have to do it throughout the entire commercial. I love kit kats, but spare me listening to other people eat shit.

Pretty much every commercial lies about stuff, or extends the truth to get you to buy shit you think you need, or is annoying, or something.

Why can't every commercial be like this? See, then I'd actually be enticed to buy the shit.