See, that's the beauty of my goal though. Guys all around the world would hate me... and yet have hope. I'd be like Kevin Federline, except not a no talent ass clown. You look at him, back when he was bangin Britney back in the day, and it was like "wow, who is that douche and HOW is he bangin Britney Spears? Maybe I can bag me a celebrity."

The only difference is that I'd actually have something to fall back on in life.