@ Loaf's comic.

Why is there evil?

How would we know good for what it is without evil?

Who Made God?

Who made it so we can't comprehend things that may have always existed?
Or did we just come into being from absolute nothingness which of course makes a ton more sense than an eternal creator being.

Why Should I Trust You After The Whole Santa Claus Thing?

Because Santa Claus, aka Saint Nicolas bastardised by people who couldn't say his name worth shit actually existed. Wiki the bugger if you don't believe me.

That is all.