Harowee Mister Meier!!!1

Can Iiiii be in your family???/

I dislike militarism. I'll be a medic or a chaplain*, or a back office worker who doesn't see the light of day, let alone actual combat.

Or make something cool up, watevs.

*Funny story: I know someone who was once a military chaplain. He was saying Mass, I think in Kosovo (which wasn't smart), when they were attacked. They had to stop Mass, and kill some dudes. The chaplain actually whipped out his pistol and killed a man, and then went back to saying Mass. I think the Mass became a funeral for those they killed (and then assumably a reconciliation for those who actually killed people).