Admit it, you were so shocked that it gave you bowel trouble. The first time I ever read it was probably on VII where Barrett calls Rufus a....barsteward. Bearing in mind that I was about 5 years old I was terrified that I'd have the game taken off me, then when he said 'shit' this was the final straw and I ended up cowering in a corner. Talk about your experiences with FF related profanity.