I know what you're all thinking:

1: Hey, look, a noob! Let's go spam her!
2: Indeed!

No.
Just no.

I also know what else you're thinking:

Meh, another noob. She'll be gone within the week.

Perhaps, random person. Perhaps.
But sometimes I'm randomly on a thread for days, leave for a week, and come back for a bit, etc...

But know this, random people I just made up:
I am not a forum noob.

Indeed.

So, Hi random people. Message me sometime.

(Epic opening is epic)