-strokes beard with deep eyes watching the events unfold-

In the name of the Grizzly ones', I shall attend with--or without--an invitation. An unsettling darkness shall follow behind the wrath of my hammer. It will strip away all churlish faces into shocked responses...STRIP AWAY MY CLOTHES THAT IS!

-puts on golden super-tight speedo's, a viking helmet, whirls a warhammer about while "Party Boy" music plays in the backround-

With the help of Amon Amarth, I shall subdue all female participants with the awe of my Norseness and sexy beard. That and I'm good at shaking my ass! BOOYA!

May the hairness be with you.