Let us have some fun, talking about random stuff, using poetry

[SOLDIER #819]

Five-seven-five,
use that many syllables,
in a three line form.

I wish to bring joy,
to this husk of a forum,
with silly antics.

So friends, I beg you,
like the waking spring flowers,
do not shy away!

[Imposter]

Imposter speaks words
Dandruff espionage slut
Tourettes or is it?

Deck wide brimmed glasses
Hipster chick posts on her blog
Thrift store bargain clothes

Holla at you girl
ECMA shows in town
Music taste the same?

[Taco-Calamitous]

Shut it up you fools
No one thinks haikus are cool
You're making it worse

[Yoko]

I don't know how to Haiku, but at least one thread needs to be in this group. LET THERE BE LIFE!!!

[Taco-Calamitous]

It is quite easy.
It's five then seven then five
Syllables per line.

Come back and do it.
I will praise you if you do.
Curses if you don't.

Happiness to you
Who adds their poetic voice
To this happy thread.

Obliteration
And death to those who do not;
You will feel my wrath!

[Dodie16]

Okay, I got one
A Haiku Poem for you
Hope you enjoy it!

I'm not creative
Or as lengthy and funny
Like Telegraph is

[Taco-Calamitous]

You are far too cute.
You make me want to do things
I should not reveal...

Things like skinning ducks,
and demanding your presence,
Right here and right now.

I speak in riddles
No one else will understand.
Dodie alone knows...

Dodie holds the key.
Dodie knows the very pathway.
Dodie is my light.

[Yoko]

Heya Miss Dodie
I think Tele likes you lots
So call him maybe?

I hate poetry
But I can play along well
Y'all can do it too

I'm not from the south
I shouldn't be saying Y'all
But I can't be stopped

Now I need to stop
This could go on forever
Its the next turn now.

[SOLDIER #819]

My eyes are so dry
a plastic-laden desert
contacts sort of suck

Yet taking them out
is high treason and warrants death
they cost me the bucks

Yo mah hush puppies
where da EBGers at
we best get crackin'

Whoever reads this
should totally VM me
EBG or not

Oh man I'm so bored
I wonder SOLDIER's up to
breaking hearts no doubt

hey everyone
what has been up these past months
have some good gossip?

We should turn our fic
into a tff one
I know who I'll ship

[Incognitus]

So this thing exists
I am compelled to use it
For unknown reasons

I was once alive
Zombified as I might be
I still have a brain

You shouldn't write these
Haikus are dangerous things
Jetpack guys beware

My keyboard acts up
Must bE--NO, CAPSLOCK! TURN OFF
DAMN THIS THING TO HELL