
Originally Posted by
The Goddamn Clint Eastwood
Doing recreational things is counter-productive to society. I don't know if you know this, but there is one controlling government entity in the world, and they implant devices in the brains of all of earth's citizens in order to shorten their attention span to make them more productive members of society.
Have you been to a doctor recently? You were probably implanted with the device then. The device is typically planted within the medial longitudinal fissure within the cerebral cortex, so once you get past the skin, muscle, and bone, it should be visible on the brain. I would go to Ace Hardware, buy a scalpel, a hatchet, and a bone saw, then liquify and inject bananas into your bloodstream for the pain, and then get to work.
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