Secret Mission A: ACCOMPLISHED

[SOLDIER #819]

So for those not in the know (the whole... 2-3 active members, I think), a week ago we started a game to raise awareness for EBG by annoying SOLDIER as much as possible (hence the A). While we didn't really succeed in annoying them, I think we made pretty good creepers and stalkers, which counts for something. Getting those replies from SOLDIER members here and there also validated our existence and made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

That said, the game was hard because SOLDIER barely ever posted. Those lazy ****s. But we pulled through, even when the going was tough and the game was getting super old. If TFF was bombarded with nukes, I have no doubt that SOLDIER would be incinerated while we would survive like roaches. WE ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS.

And now for the point tally whichitookpainstodosoyoushouldallbegrateful:

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Kyra
Post: 8
Speed: 5
Chain: 4
Comment: 2
Total: 19

Dodie
Post: 6
Speed: 3
Chain: 5
Comment: 2
Total: 16

Tele
Post: 4.5
Speed: 1
Chain: 5
Comment: 1
Total: 11.5

Quistis:
Total: -100 for attempted assassination of our glorious leader with our own weapon

Nixy
Post: ed nothing of value
Speed: ed into a wall
Chain: ed in vain
Comment: s were null
Total: s are irrelevant because he is leader

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I had to deduct half a point here or there for posts I felt didn't sufficiently bait.

Guess who won. GUESS. I WON'T ANNOUNCE THE WINNER UNTIL ALL Y'ALL GUESS.

[nix]

I never signed up!

Plus it just wasn't evil enough for me to get involved...

[Yoko]

Sooooo, I won? Ya?!

[Quistis]

Quistis:
Total: -100 for attempted assassination of our glorious leader with our own weapon

Hey! Give me a point for trying!

[SOLDIER #819]

Hey! Give me a point for trying!

You almost killed our leader trying... the hell. I'll give you a point alright. I'll give you all the points.

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So without further ado, the Honorary Evil Badass of the Month (name and period subject to deliberation) is...
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Me. Haha, too bad guys (you weren't bad enough lololol), better luck next time.




























































Haha nah.

The winner of the title is Quistis. Playing by the rules is great and all, but as you guys know that isn't all that evil. She was the only one apathetic, demented, evil, and badass enough to go off the beaten trail and assassinate our very own kin. This should teach us all a valuable lesson. We still have much to learn!

However, the winner of the prize (contents subject to deliberation) is Kyra. She put forth some hard work. And hard work deserves a reward.

AND SO I HAVE SPOKEN. I feel like a big man now.

[Yoko]

Yay! congrats Quisty!

[Dodie16]

I was starting to annoy myself with this game stuff. Aaaaand, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that R.Kyra won, because she has the most points. BUT WHO KNOWS. S could have something up his sleeve. He is a tricky trickster like that.

[Taco-Calamitous]

I guess that S won his own damned game It is a wild guess, but that is my guess. And I agree, we DID make good stalkers. Also, no more Long Island Iced Teas for Quistis. It is official because I posted it here. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Quistis]

Also, no more Long Island Iced Teas for Quistis.

Like it's the only alcohol I drink pfft.

And my guess is Kyra =P

[Quistis]

Yay I won! And congrats Kyra!

So..have you guys finally made up your mind on the title yet? *folds arms and taps foot on the floor*

[Taco-Calamitous]

So..have you guys finally made up your mind on the title yet? *folds arms and taps foot on the floor*

Did you not see this?

Don't feel so bad; I'm Prince Cinnamonboots. Not that I mind; as long a someone else suffers, haha Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Quistis]

Did you not see this?

Don't feel so bad; I'm Prince Cinnamonboots. Not that I mind; as long a someone else suffers, haha Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

lol oh right...

I was in a state of denial. But now..I have come to accept it.

*cries in the corner*

[SOLDIER #819]

We're not actually quite sure what your title is yet... I think Dodie had one. It's up to her. All the pressure. On her.

EBG: Always Prepared

I'm glad you put that as your title. Because once we're done with the banner it's going to be even better.

[Quistis]

I'm glad you put that as your title. Because once we're done with the banner it's going to be even better.

Wait what? THere's a banner too?

What did Kyra win then?!

Madam Marauder eh? lol I dunno about that either! It sounds dirty for some reason haha

Well for now I happen to find a rather unfinished drawing as an avatar to go with my Princess title haha

[Dodie16]

I thought of Madam Marauder of the something....something else... TO THE CHAT LOG!!!! But srsly, I wouldn't trust me to come up with anything spectacular..

EDIT: Madam Marauder, the Harbinger of Chaos was the title! How's THAT for evil?

[Taco-Calamitous]

I thought of Madam Marauder of the something....something else...

*Shhhh...* No you didn't. As far as Quistis knows. She wasn't there. She only knows Princess Sugarsprinkles.

EDIT: Damnit Dodie! You always ruin everything!

[Imposter]

Hahha, congrats everyone. Quistis how is Madame MAR-MY-OTTER dirty?

[Quistis]

Hahha, congrats everyone. Quistis how is Madame MAR-MY-OTTER dirty?

I can't explain and your post just worsened the mental image lol

[Taco-Calamitous]

Here, I made this for YOU, R Kyra. I drew exactly what I said I was going to draw. Hope you are not disappointed. Or if you're disappointed, at least amused. Those are some short arms... Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Quistis]

Fine. I am waiting for my banner!

And Tele, that looks cool!

[Yoko]

lol, CUTE! That's better than I imagined. <3. lol. Me will wear it in me sig XD!

Thanks Tele!

EDIT: Maybe I won't. The image is huge. lol

[Taco-Calamitous]

Maybe I can turn it into a banner or something. Cut off the top and bottom? But then it won't have the full effect... won't be able to see the derpy feet. I'm glad you like it, though! Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Yoko]

I was thinking of just making the image smaller....