So my homie Michael McIntyre pointed something out that I believe is true. Most people respond with "what?" a maximum of three times before giving up and just accepting what they thought they heard. Let me give you a background story.
I was in this ballin ass club called 'Imperial', even though I'm like 12 and can't properly punctuate. After a few drinks, I started talking to this cute guy. He asked me my name so I smiled and told him. "Mark, you can call me Marky though." I then asked for his, however all I kept hearing was "Gemphis". I couldn't believe that I had heard him correctly, because I was drunk and it's not possible in my mind for someone to be named this. I gave him the rule of 3 before I actually accepted his name as Gemphis. After that, I was like "whatever, names don't matter", and got his number. I saved it as Gemphis but I still don't believe that's his real name even though he responded to it a few times after that. Since I'm so skeptical, I'll just have to think of a cute nickname for him like "honeybear".
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