The End of the World is on Saturday

[Clint]

Dude, the world is going to end in about less then a day, depending on your time zone. Judgement Day is on May 21, 2011. The Bible guarantees it.



Told you so. My logic is undeniable.

Since we're all going to die on Saturday, how will each of you be spending your last days as a living being?

I was thinking about taking a trip to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico to visit my great uncle Bobby. He has a boat.

[Rocky]

Trying to get laid, so I don't die as a virgin.

[Nelci]

So glad that there's a house party I'm going to when the world ends \o/ yayy

[Ol' Fartsy]

Dude, the world is going to end in about less then a day, depending on your time zone. Judgement Day is on May 21, 2011. The Bible guarantees it.



Told you so. My logic is undeniable.

Since we're all going to die on Saturday, how will each of you be spending your last days as a living being?

I was thinking about taking a trip to Truth or Consequences, New Mexico to visit my great uncle Bobby. He has a boat.

I read this here, but Jesus says that no man knows the day or time of when Jesus or the end of the world is coming.

[Xanatos]

Come on! Out of all days it has to be on my birthdays. I hope I'll taste the cake at least.

[Lucid]

I read this here, but Jesus says that no man knows the day or time of when Jesus or the end of the world is coming.

Seriously! You'd think that Christians of all people would know this.
I guess they're some kind of crazy extremist Christians...like Westboro or something.

[Clint]

I'll still be around during the five months of shitty shitty shit (hell on earth) before the world ends in October.

the process of rapture takes approximately six years according to some interpretations. So yeah, six more years of debauchery before repentance.

I read this here, but Jesus says that no man knows the day or time of when Jesus or the end of the world is coming.

So, since the end of the world is predicted for some time in October, or in six years, and since no man knows the time of when Jesus or the end of the world is coming, then I'm pretty sure that proves that the world is going to end tomorrow, and we're all going to die, especially since nobody is taking my warning seriously.

I am a prophet. I am warning the poor, the tired, and the huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and you people will fail to heed my warning. The earth is doomed.

Our only survival is to launch ourselves into space and take shelter in the International Space Station. But first we must ban together as a single cohesive unit and steal the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian.

[Tallulah]

What, 19 months early? (going by 21st December 2012)

This has happened innumerable times. I remember one time in Year 5 primary (5th grade) this kid, David, said 'The world's going to end this weekend, it was nice knowing you!' I remember being slightly scared, but then forgetting about it come Monday. So, I'm just going to chill out about it.

Also, this.

Better yet...

[Lily]

Il be drunk, so i doubt il notice

[loaf]

I'll be getting laid. For Rocky of course.

[Dodie16]

Can't the end of the world wait until Monday? That way, everyone can have Friday and Saturday to cut loose and then repent on Sunday.

[OceanEyes28]

^Dodie for God.

I'll be at a wedding. Getting drunk and trying to convince my boyfriend to do me in a coat closet. So don't worry, I'll still be around during the five months of shitty shitty shit (hell on earth) before the world ends in October.

[smurphy]

Ah so the imminent rapture. I truthfully have no idea what that is. Do we all get sent to a heaven with Art Deco interiors with nonstop Rat pack music a la Bioshock???????????

Technically(well not really cos the Bible is one of the most vague and, shock horror, least true texts in history. Yes, take that believers) the process of rapture takes approximately six years according to some interpretations. So yeah, six more years of debauchery before repentance.

[midgetbob]

Meh... this is the "revised" date and the 9th date so far for rapture... with a 10th theorized by Newton in 2060. I'm more worried about the Hopi / Mayan prediction for 2012 than I am worried about the Rapture; and I'm not that worried about 2012 either.

[HUNK]

I'm pretty excited. If I can survive the earthquake they say there will be zombies!

In the wise words of Micheal Rooker on Call of the Dead : "Are you kiddin' me? I been prayin for this $hi!."

I look forward to the zombies. Hahahaha,

[Unknown Entity]

The world can't end tomorrow. My can of Pepsi doesn't go out of date for another year, and the DFS sale NEVER ends!

Eh. I don't know. Everything I'd like to do would require me to be five and a half thousand miles from home. If I'm not at work tomorrow, I'll knock back a bottle of Courvoisier at home. Hell, even if the world doesn't end, it'll make my 6pm a very happy one... until I throw up.

[Robbo]

So i'll spend my last denying the Rapture exists at all surely one day the world will end. But probably by human overuse + destruction or the sun expanding and swallowing the earth, there is also an asteroid scheduled to hit the earth in April 14th in years to come, so yeah i'm going getting drunk tomorrow whilst people are camping so screw you rapture.

[Tallulah]

I'm drunk right now... Just in case, like... :/

The Sun will only expand when it is at the end of its lifespan, which is millions of years from now. By which time all life as we know it will most likely be extinguished from this planet. So don't worry.

[Xithor]

I'm just going to refer to the Bible which I believe in to answer this:

‎"For you know quite well that the day of the Lord's return will come unexpectedly, like a thief in the night" -1 Thessalonians 5:2

‎"But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only" -Matthew 24:36

[Illusion]

Well, we all knew it would eventually come. Tomorrow I'll be eating pokcorn and watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

[sayian]

so is this supposed to be at like 12am... like as soon as it comes and no time waisted or are we gonna have like a few hours to chill before???????? i need to know this cause i jus got paid and i might as well spend tha rest of this money...

[89vision]

Acoording to Camping, this will all happen at 3:00 P.M. Arizona time. But I doubt it shall happen, he's been wrong about it before.

[che]

Acoording to Camping, this will all happen at 3:00 P.M. Arizona time. But I doubt it shall happen, he's been wrong about it before.

One of these days he'll get it right, if it's not tomorrow.

[89vision]

The world will end yes, but him getting it right I doubt. He's a manipulative man who preys on people's fear of the ending of the world. I just can't take him seriously.

[Clint]

Also, how the hell can you predict the end of the world using the Bible?

It's called being an engineer, and therefore being smart enough to be able to calculate things that shouldn't normally be considered for mathematical calculation. Harold Camping, the guy who invented the end of the world date for today, was an engineer. That should be proof enough that he's right.

Well, all of you may be doubting that the world is going to end at this point in time, but just wait until 6:00 pm Eastern Daylight Time tonight when every country around the world except for the United States of America, which is already One Nation Under God, will be rocked by extremely deadly earthquakes.

[Unknown Entity]

It's called being an engineer, and therefore being smart enough to be able to calculate things that shouldn't normally be considered for mathematical calculation. Harold Camping, the guy who invented the end of the world date for today, was an engineer. That should be proof enough that he's right.

He's an engineer alright. One that designs shit which only stupid people would buy.

[Pete]

It's all bullshit. The same bunch of clowns will always say the world will end on x date, and then they'll wind up looking like douches when it doesn't. I listened to their radio station, it's all just old timey Jesus music, with speeches on how young people don't go to church. It honestly reminded me of Fallout 3 more than anything. I'm also convinced that it's some kinda bullshit ploy just to up listeners for Family Radio. They prob just made enough money to stay on the radio until the "Bible says the world will end" again.

Hint: Young people would go to church if it were more contemporary... and later in the day.

Just like the Mayans, when Dec 12, 2012 rolls around, what's gonna happen. Ktulu or Chipotle or whatever stupid stone faced god they have will have to roll that old calendar out into the trash, just like the rest of us do when our calendar expires.

And if the world does indeed end, I'll be in Indiana, attending my brothers non-graduation ceremony. Fun.

Hopefully I'll be pickled.

[Cain Highwind]

Seriously now, I'm surprised this is getting so much push behind it. I could be wrong, but I thought I remember this guy saying the world was going to end a couple years ago. Nothing happened, but he was then quick to say he forgot to "carry the 10" or some kind of minor flaw in his math and that it was actually NEXT year.

I don't know if it was the same guy or not (maybe a different faction?), but I have the feeling it'll be the same deal. Nothing will happen, and he'll either blame a mathematical error or say his prayers somehow convinced Jesus to postpone it for now.

Mark my words!

[89vision]

Yep, you're right. He said the same thing in 94' and said "Oh, well the date was correct but to many people repented" or some crap like that. It's all bull that keeps gettting people to listen to his radio show.

[Unknown Entity]

Of course it's not going to happen. It's another way to make the stupidly religious give up their money for some asshole who could be pretending to even be half as religious as them, to take it, and for what? What good is money going to do you if you're dead?

Also, how the hell can you predict the end of the world using the Bible? There's nothing in it that could suggest when the end of the world would come, especially a specific time and date. Only "God" would know when we'd all die anyway.

Oh, and isn't Jesus a good guy? Why would his second coming kill everything God supposedly created?

It's all nonsense.