Top Ten One-Liners

[Sinister]

What are your top ten one liners? They can be from any genre so long as they consist one sentence.

I'm still giving mine a few thoughts.

-Sin

[Dodie16]

This isn't in any particular order...and narrowing down to 10 was pretty hard...and I cheated a bit ()...but I got some to post.

EDIT:: Whoops! I did 11 by accident. Oh well. This is now a top 11 list! Why top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond. /Nostalgia Critic

11.) Mama always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." (Forrest Gump)

10.) Hasta la vista, baby. (Terminator 2)

9.) When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour...you're gonna see some serious shit. (Back to the Future)

8.) With great power comes great responsibility. (Spiderman)

7.) It's good to be the king. (History of the World, part 1)

6.) Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (The Princess Bride)

5.) Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"! (Ghostbusters)

4.) Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. (Army of Darkness)

3.) The price is wrong, bitch. (Happy Gilmore)

2.) First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter. (Chicago)

1.) So, Lonestar. Now you see that Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb. (Spaceballs)

[Kaiden]

No real order to them, here they are:

"E.T. phone home." – E.T.

“Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." – Wizard of Oz

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." – Jaws

"I see dead people." – 6th Sense

"Houston, we've had a problem" – Apollo 13

"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars

“What we've got here is (a) failure to communicate." – Cool hand Luke

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

"You can't handle the truth!" – Few Good Men

“Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!” – Animal House

For my 11th I am cheating, it’s a scene from Animal House

[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead]
Bluto: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: Holy shit!
[D-Day checks the gun]
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: Holy shit!

[Sinister]

#1:"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."(0:40) -The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

#2:"Goddamn Army." -M*A*S*H

#3:"Round up the usual suspects." (0:48) -Casablanca

#4:"The suspense is terrible...I hope it'll last." -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

#5:"You don't know what death is."(0:41) -Halloween II

#6:"You just waited like lambs, well, I am not your shepard."(4:39) -Lord of Illusions

#7:"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"(0:33) -Dr. Strangelove

#8:"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."(0:32) -Apocalypse Now

#9:"Hey...**** yooouu." -Session 9
(The single greatest F-bomb)

#10:"Bit off his head like a gingerbread man."(0:46) -From Beyond

#11:"Yeah, I know who you are. You're Mr. Shit."(4:29) -Barbarosa

-Sin

[nix]

All I need is in this vid

YouTube - 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Oh and..

That boys got the devil in him

[Taco-Calamitous]

In the order that I recall them...

"Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads." -Doc Brown, Back to the Future

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." -Elwood Blues, The Blues Brothers
(And of course)
"We're on a mission from God." -Also Elwood Blues

"You get away from her, you bitch!" -Ripley, Aliens

"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millenium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary but I want them alive - no disintegrations!" -Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

"We are going to die! " -Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom

"I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys?" -Butch Cassidy, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"Nobody steps on a church in my town!" -Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

"I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothin'!" -McLeach, The Rescuers Down Under

"Certainty of death, small chance of success... What are we waiting for?" -Gimli, Return of the King

Okay, that's ten. That was hard! I wanted to list some other ones, but they weren't one liners really. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom