Girls vs. Guys

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Hopefully this will start some interesting drama!

Before we begin, I'm gonna tell you right now that NOBODY GIVES A GOD DAMNED SHIT WHAT YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR GENDER, so don't post it!

Alright, so what does everyone like about being their gender? Male/female/both are welcome to post.

I'll start it out with:

• advertisements are all about selling sex, and females being the more attractive gender we guys get to see a lot of naked women
• I don't have a time of the month where my **** bleeds

Keep it goin!

ps: I'm adding a poll because why not

[Furore]

It's awesome being able to conveniently take a piss wherever, whenever.

[Tiffany]

It's awesome being able to conveniently take a piss wherever, whenever.

Funny enough, girls can do that now too with the Go Girl (female urination device).

Jus' sayin'.

[Furore]

Funny enough, girls can do that now too with the Go Girl (female urination device).

Jus' sayin'.

Guys don't have to carry devices around with them to pee conveniently.

[Xithor]

• I like that we don't have to take two hours to get ready for anything, give us 5 maybe 10 minutes and we're dressed and ready to do.

[Rocky]

an average at best girl can get sex almost at any time of the day, while even the above average men have to work at it.

[Bleachfangirl]

I like that we can have long hair and not be offended when people think we're women because of it.

[Violet]

-Can get away with certain things guys can't.
-Wider range of clothes/fashion.
-Don't have to worry about getting your **** stuck in your zipper.
-Aren't considered gay if you aren't apart of the whole "manly thing".

[Polk]

Boys rule and girls drool. Also girls are icky and have cooties. That is all.

[Dodie16]

I like how versatile we females can be. We can be super feminine and prissy, and yet we can also hold our own against the guys. We can do pretty much anything we set our minds to without having to deal with a lot of social stigma if a man were to do the same.

[Lily]

* How easy it is to get free drinks on a night out xD
* the clothes/shoes and just generally getting dressed up
* Make up and the ability to hide a bad face day
* Getting to swipe a male pals coat because I'm cold
* Girly nights in with wine and perving at men..though I suppose men can do that reversed...with beer...but still its better for us Im sure
* we don't have to recover after orgasm
* chocolate becomes significantly more immense at that time of month
* Making folk uncomfortable with period talk, and only doing it because it's funny :]

[Rhaps]

*Superior upper body strength when on average comparison (ex. two people who haven't ever worked out)
Well.... actually most of the points I was going to make vary by person and can't be loopholed like the aforementioned, so that's the only point I really have

[Azuteor]

The good thing about being a (straight) male is that you don't have to take it up the butt during sex・・・ (థ ౪ థ) Haha.

[Halie]

See, you think periods are a bad thing, but whilst they hurt, they also mean that we have you by the balls for five days a month. Because face it, you do not want to anger a girl on her shpeshial days so you'll do anything we say.

And, when you knock us up, we have you by the balls for the rest of your life. Wheeeeey.

[loaf]

I like dem girls.


I WANT A PUNK ROCK CHICK WITH HAIR JUST LIKE...

[winterborn86]

What I love about being a girl is:

We have more choice in the fashion world.
Having drinks brought for us.
We were blessed with the greatest gift of all, carrying a child.
Aaaaaand we can control the men after all, every man knows that when it comes to relationships if you want an easy life (and some bedroom action) you do as the women say

[Pete]

We don't get periods.
It's ok if we scratch ourselves in front of people.
It's more acceptable if we get fat.
We don't have to shave... everywhere.
It's easy to turn us on, and subsequently get us off.
We're not expected to care about fashion, so tshirt and jeans works almost all the time.

Girls are lucky though, since dudes buy them shit all the time. Drinks, dinner, movies, all that fun shit.

[FinalFantasyPsycho]

Hm. I like being a girl because....

1) I can dress up all nice and girly without being looked at weird.
2) Even though lots of maintenance is required for women's bodies (shaving in a lot of places, plucking eyebrows, fixing our hair, etc.) I feel very accomplished after everything is done.
3) Women can punch/hit guys and get away with it, but if the guy touches the girl he's wrong (I'll admit that's bit unfair, buuuut, men naturally have more muscle mass in their arms/legs, so generally they have the ability to hurt the woman more than the woman could hurt them).
4) Being a woman, I've noticed it's very easy to turn a guy on, though that can be either a good thing or a bad thing. In my boyfriend's case, that's a good thing. xD
5) Men usually pay for dinner and take care of the woman. :]

[Unknown Entity]

I like being a girl
*because I wouldn't want to have a sweaty, sticky length between my legs all day.
*because I wouldn't want to get it caught in my zip.
*because I don't want to get caught with a boner.
*because I'd hate to get stuck with a boner.
*because I'd hate to get judged on my size, other than my performance.
*because I'd hate for my pride to be hurt if I can't get it up.
*because I'd hate to get kicked in the balls.
*because I'd hate to have a huge beer belly.
*because I don't have a foreskin to clean under.
*because I don't get stubble on my face that hurts if I shaved.
*because I don't get icky, jungle hair all over my body.
*because I have boobies.
*because I get to carry and have children (you fella's miss out on the epidural... jk jk).
*because I have periods (believe it or not, I don't mind them... it means everything is working... even though it huuurts ).
*because it's funny to watch a guys face when they discover I play video games.
*because it's funny to watch a guys face when I own them at a game.
*because I have one mean uppercut or slap hidden in my female body for any guy getting too close, or touchy-feely.

Despite most of my hates to do with a penis, I'd like one for a day... to abuse as much as possible.

[Clint]

Men usually carry the baldness gene. Most women don't go bald, and that's a damn shame for them. I know when I'm an old man, the last thing I would want to do would be to clean, brush, and cut my hair. Since I'm genetically predetermined to lose my hair at some point in my life (most likely,) I don't have to worry about it. Meanwhile, my female counterpart which I call a wife will be busy taking ten minute long showers just to make sure her hair is clean, and spend thousands of Chinese dollars a year (I'm assuming China will rule the world when I'm old,) to get it cut and styled, when she should be in the damn kitchen making me a sandwich.

[Jin]

Gender is a lie.

[GeLeHa]

Testicles. That is all.



Also:

It doesn't take long to shop for clothes, or waste money on make-up.
It's much easier to get us off than women.
If you're gay, anal is ALWAYS an option, with no complaints.
Being part of the same gender as Daniel Tosh.


Everything else I can think of has already been said.

[Josh_R]

We don't bleed for one week out of each month

[NeoAquarius12]

Yeah, the quick getting ready time is sweet. Shower, brush, dress, ou the door. 15 minutes is all it takes. It's ridiculous. And I'm good at it.

Also, facial hair. I can look burly or sexy just by shaving certain places.
And not having to shave my legs. haha

[Sasquatch]

Being a man, I like knowing how to drive. I like having the ability to use a screwdriver without muttering "righty tighty, lefty loosey" to myself. I like that I'm not overcharged by mechanics because they think I'm naive. I like knowing how firearms work, like how to take the safety off without looking at it. I like that I can shave or not shave and still be attractive.

[Meier Link]

Pros
Yeast infections don't bother men.
The only type of bloating we have to worry about is the bloating between our legs.
Don't have to worry about smelling bad down there (well most of us).
Being able to sleep around a lot and not being viewed as whore and the fact that it is more forgivable then if a woman does it.

Cons
The inability to have multiple orgasms in a short duration.
Can't use sex (or the lack of) to drive most women crazy.
Can't show cleavage and act nieve / ignorant / cute to get out of a speeding ticket.

[Alpha]

I like rejecting the gender binary because, when you get down to it, it's pretty stupid.

I also voted "Wtf, chad", which makes me a winner.

[Meier Link]

Actually Alpha, I completely agree with you on the gender binary being stupid but the fact of the matter is that people still use it to their advantage on both sides of the board.

A lot of it is basic petty bull shit when it comes down to it and the over all constraints set upon society caused by this form of discrimination is somewhat retarded when it comes to the grand scheme of things. The sad thing is that in this day and age, it still exists.

[Meier Link]

Yes Tiffany but can you be as discrete as this?

Matco Enterprises • UroClub™

Hidden public urination.... really?

[Tiffany]

Yes Tiffany but can you be as discrete as this?

Matco Enterprises • UroClub™

Hidden public urination.... really?

Oh my god, you need to warn me before I click on links like that. I nearly spurted my coffee all over my laptop screen!

They DO say that necessity is the mother of invention....