If you were an animal...

[Block]

Would you let me eat you? I'm ****ing hungry as shit right now, and I'm looking for some beef... So if anyone wants to become a cow or something I'd be willing to slaughter you in the name of a T-bone steak.

I'm going to be a penguin in my next life, but not the penguins that live in the South Pole that shit looks terrible.

[Che]

No, but did you get a steak mcskillet on your way home just now?

I made this two nights ago for dinner:



Yeah it was only 8 oz, but it was so delicious!

[Jin]

I will do this for you providing you allow whatever I become in my next life to eat you when you are a penguin.

Then we'll be all karmatically square.

[Block]

I will do this for you providing you allow whatever I become in my next life to eat you when you are a penguin.

Then we'll be all karmatically square.

Orca?

[Rocky]

If I become reincarnated, I wanna be a deer, but like a sexy deer that gets with all of the female deer. Maybe some female humans too, because that would be freakay~
Deer Jerky is actually really good too btw, anyone had it before?

[Taco-Calamitous]

Orca?

Or a sea lion. They like to lay around all day and yell at each other whenever they are disturbed from their nap.

I think I'd want to be a cat, if I could come back as another animal. Everyday would be a big adventure.

Sleeping and eating? Cats are so lazy, I'd like to be one, so that my laziness would be excused. And I'd rather you didn't eat me, Block. Apologies. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Jin]

Is there an animal that lacks subtlety? Maybe a walrus? Or a goose?

[Trodorne]

after seeing that, i want to come back as a beaver or a river or sea otter. personally otter would be more prefered its like me, a playful child who never grows up.

[Jin]

I will happily eat your jerky.

[Block]

I will happily jerk you deer.

[Unknown Entity]

No. I wouldn't let you eat me.

I think I'd want to be a cat, if I could come back as another animal. Everyday would be a big adventure.

[Dodie16]

If I were to be reincarnated as an animal, I would hope it would be one that was fairly high on the food chain, or at least endangered to where it would be illegal to consume said animal.

I actually wouldn't mind being a manatee. I think they're cute, and they spend their days eating, sleeping and lazily swimming around in nice warm waters. I think the only thing a manatee really has to worry about nowadays are getting hit by speedboats.

[Rebekah]

I'm a vegetarian so I don't think I would like the idea of you eating me. I would be some kind of critter that could run really fast like a mouse.

[loner-kid]

I'm sorry to say this Block but my juicy tender flesh wont be up for grabs. I'm sitting in the crowd of 'planning to outlive you' but we could probably arrange something for consequtive lives, as fun as i'm sure being an animal is being human has more options, also by the time i reincarnate as a human again they may have virtual reality... Still if i had to come back as an animal I'd probably prefer to come back as a dog (a big dog like a labrodor or a newfoundland, not a terrier) or a wolf. If i came back as a dog i'd have to steer clear of china though....

[Cheesevixen]

Guess wtf I'm going to be? Starts with the letter v......Female fox.....yeah. IDk love 'em. Too bad I can't eat them.....wonder what they taste like.....

[Furore]

I'd be one of those talking parrots.
So I could taunt you with the promise of being able to eat me if you could catch me, constantly flying beyond your reach and if I was feeling particularly fiendish I could fly over you and take a dump. =D

Or maybe one of those turtles that live over 100 years. Shell protection AND a lazy/slow life.

[kurohime]

no, you cant eat me. because im invisible. you saw nothing.

in my next life id want to be a Tiger.

[The Dark Crystal]

I would love to be reincarnated as a squirrel.

It would be awesome to climb around all day, and be able to balance on pretty much anything I wanted too. Even though their low on the food chain, I could get lucky and end up in a suburb. Besides shelter for winter, food, and maybe neighborhood dog's, I should be fine!

Edit: wind up!

[Jin]

I would love to be reincarnated as a squirrel.

It would be awesome to climb around all day, and be able to balance on pretty much anything I wanted too. Even though their low on the food chain, I could get lucky and wind up in a suburb. Besides shelter for winter, food, and maybe neighborhood dog's, I should be fine!

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