I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Hero façade. Villain at heart.
I recommend getting a second opinion. They have a new-fangled thingymobobber called Sinnetrewopoiram that'll cure what ails ya.
Be warned, Sinnetrewopoiram is highly addictive and can cause extreme bouts of fun, especially if you're a person over 5. Sinnetrewopoiram is good for everyone, and people taking 2SPs and XOBXs should switch immedately. Be sure to consult with your local Dr. Mario before trying it.
Originally Posted by Andromeda
is cowbell the bell thingy people hang around a cow's neck?
*imagines Kaz wearing it (and only it) and thinks it's kinky*
I've never seen such a horrible, horrible fever before!
Don't fear the Reaper Kaz!
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And by all means, drama with bad taste.
Warning: Do not take Sinnetrewopoiram while under the influence of school, work, or family functions. May aleviate drowsiness. If addiction is not satiated after one serving, two servings may be used. Taking more than recommended may cause stomach bleeding.
Only for you, baby. ;-)
And that's the truth... I haven't seen anyone with a cowbell fetish before. Are you expecting pictures? =P
Fear not! The Reaper is a few steps behind me! He knows to keep his distance.
Hero façade. Villain at heart.
Bring on that Cowbell!
*clangs on a cowbell with a drum stick*
I've heard cowbell is like the new miracle drug, it can even cure the most dreaded disease...
SLEEP!
It gives us back our gaming time!
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*Side effects include heart burn, bloodshot eyes, diarreah, and the SPIDERS! They're on me! GOD SAVE ME FROM THEIR TINY FANGS!
Those with heart conditions, pregnancy, or those who wish to become pregnant, and flies should avoid taking cowbell. Not to be taken orally.
This user is running Jason version T.0. and is subject to frequent freezeups, illegal operations, and dissapearing off the face of the planet at any time.
And by all means, drama with bad taste.
Wait a minute, not to be taken orally? So exactly where do the spiders emerge from (if they do)? Do they slink out from the entry/drop-off point? Do they incubate within the body and explode from the stomach in song and dance, complete with top hat and cane?!
What with all the drug scandals going about, I wouldn't be surprised if the FDA shut your whole shady cowbell operation down. Unless of course...You hit the FDA officials WITH the cowbell and ursurp control. But then you'd have trillions of little spiders running around and exploding out of rumpusses across America.
No S, you have it all wrong. There is no FDA. The FDA is merely a group of small spiders of impending doom existing purely in the 8-bit World. So, when you hit the FDA officials with the cowbell (which is wrapped in bear-skin rug), you're really just letting them exist in the not-so-8-bit-world. Then the "Spiders" attack the cowbell, devour it whole, then proceed to take on the world.
Yep.
No.
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