Sooo.....

[Arus Kim]

What say you, my fellow evil fiends, that we finally do something silly and wreck havoc and serve our evil purpose in this forum of TFF? ...and maybe to our dear neighbour SOLDIER too? May I take suggestions? May I tipee SOLDIER's tree house and put special ingredients just for them in their 'gift' pies? Or provoke them with photo manipulated pies on the boobies of their members?

Or maybe I can their hot men at night?


...pretty please? ....so I may spare S and the rest of you?


I say, WHAT SAY YOU?!!!



*cough* I'm sorry, I just ate five bars of Coffee Crisp today. -_-;; ...and two Aeros.

[Sean]

I say we take a page out of the book of Van Wilder and find a dog that needs some sweet tender loving...

And send the byproduct of that sweet tender loving to SOLDIER in a pie.

[Incognitus]

What say you, my fellow evil fiends, that we finally do something silly and wreck havoc and serve our evil purpose in this forum of TFF?

I've been preaching that for a month, and everyone chimes in with a resounding "Yeah!! Damn right!!" and then disappears off the face of the planet for another month. I wish the members had more of an adhesive bond to the EBG, but I know that this time of year is the busiest time of year for students like myself. We need strong ties. We should do something internal first, and build on that bond, and then do something with SOLDIER later. Ultimate evilness is the strongest bond... well, second to Sean Connery.

...and maybe to our dear neighbour SOLDIER too? May I take suggestions? May I tipee SOLDIER's tree house and put special ingredients just for them in their 'gift' pies? Or provoke them with photo manipulated pies on the boobies of their members?

Or maybe I can their hot men at night?

Taunting them with photo-manipulated pictures of pies on boobies will be easy, if you have access to their pictures. And is it really a taunt? Is it worthy of being called a taunt? Shouldn't it be called a 'free sample,' in the spirit of the evil, kiosk-operating old ladies in the grocery stores?

Evil grandma: "Free sample? I'll give you a free sample!! Mwahaha!! And all I have left is lemon marang!!"

Otherwise, it would be futile.

Humping their hot men at night is only evil if they end up losing their head aftewards, like what a Praying Mantis does or something. Sex, gratification, then decapitation.

...pretty please? ....so I may spare S and the rest of you?

I say, WHAT SAY YOU?!!!

*cough* I'm sorry, I just ate five bars of Coffee Crisp today. -_-;; ...and two Aeros.

I say, "'You say what,' you say?" and then say "Oooooouaaaaahhh! Have a ba-naaaa-na!!"

[Quistis]

why dont we challenge soldier to an RPB and then make silly nonsensical posts. or we can let arus seduce them in the RPB while we steal all their pies....or we challenge them except Arus while she makes her evil pies and sneak into their base and then we pretend to lose the RPB and then when SOLDIER comes home they'll eat Arus's pies and die. That makes us the winner....

[Incognitus]

A winner is us.

[SOLDIER #819]

If we were to spark a war with SOLDIER, we'd have to be sneaky in its initiation. Meaning, we should doctor a picture of a pie in some villainous comedic fashion, address it to SOLDIER, and post it in our public forum. Then we just wait for their own men to spread the word...

But before doing all this, we need ideas! Ideas, ideas!

And we need to post more. MAKE TOPICS. POST.

[Sarah]

We should dance the angry dance of war at them. Wait... no.

I should put late fees they didn't make on all of their blockbuster accounts. What?! I didn't say anything.

I dunno. I don't quite have ideas... but I'm around... waiting for a good one.