The Impvernment Knows All, Under The Guise Of Nothing

[SOLDIER #819]

FeyerbrandX has entered the room.
Kazanthikus has entered the room.
AngelSimmyX has entered the room.
Gooku Hooku: Boo
AngelSimmyX: said the goose.
Gooku Hooku: No, the horse said it!
AngelSimmyX: lies! lies i tell you!
Gooku Hooku: The government doesn't want you to know the truth about the goose!
Gooku Hooku: Did you know the government changed the plural form of goose to geese just to confuse us?!
Gooku Hooku: It was really gooses
AngelSimmyX: i heard about the reputation of that goose, more than a little tainted.
Gooku Hooku: THEY PROFIT OFF OUR CONFUSION
AngelSimmyX: i know, oh so cruel they are
Gooku Hooku: And the gooses allowed them to, too
Gooku Hooku: They were paid large sums of money
FeyerbrandX: fools, that's what I want you to think
Gooku Hooku: What is this blasphemy you speak of?!
FeyerbrandX: the elaborate plan within a plan
Gooku Hooku: That is way too sneaky
AngelSimmyX: an elaborate plan, a plan plan?! no, this cannot be.
Gooku Hooku: It's like disguising yourself as a ninja, while STILL being a ninja
Gooku Hooku: Or quite possible a double decker sandwich
Gooku Hooku: Maybe even triple decker
Gooku Hooku: I bet at one point or another
Kazanthikus: speaking of double decker sandwiches, I am out of apples.
Gooku Hooku: Mooses and gooses were the same animal
Gooku Hooku: UNTIL THE GOVERNMENT SPLICED THEM INTO TWO SEPERATE RACES AND COVERED IT UP
AngelSimmyX: no no no, mooses are actually meese.
Gooku Hooku: They were called pooses
Gooku Hooku: That's what they want you to think, remember?!
Gooku Hooku: And apples are good
AngelSimmyX: phongooses, before that.
FeyerbrandX: and meeses are hated to pieces
Gooku Hooku: What I want to know
Gooku Hooku: Is how True Omega knows all of this
Gooku Hooku: Do you work for the government?!
FeyerbrandX: its the other way around
AngelSimmyX: government SWINE
AngelSimmyX: the government works for him, under his UB3R powaz.
Gooku Hooku: The government knows everything, you know nothing, but the government works for him?!
FeyerbrandX: they don't know that I don't know
Gooku Hooku: Or did I take what you said a sentence too early?
FeyerbrandX: and you did take it a sentence too early
Gooku Hooku: Ahhh, but you know that they don't know that you actually know
FeyerbrandX: yes
AngelSimmyX: yes yes yes. he wants us to think that he knows nothing, when in fact the government know nothing and he knows everything but he gets them to make us know nothing by confusing us.
Gooku Hooku: That makes perfect sense!
AngelSimmyX: genius, no?
Gooku Hooku: So, in its totality, the true culprit is the Imp Cult!
FeyerbrandX: then wrap this around your brains, "I'm telling the truth, and I'm lying now"
Gooku Hooku: That is absolutely insane, yet so brilliant at the same time
AngelSimmyX: ha! i know! that means you are luthing!
Gooku Hooku: It defies the VERY FABRIC OF OUR BEING
AngelSimmyX: oooh fabric? can i have silk?
Gooku Hooku: I think the fabric of our being is actually braided with thin strips of wood
AngelSimmyX: oak panelling? or is it a nicely matured Birch?
Gooku Hooku: I'm guessing oak, it needs to be very solid
FeyerbrandX: dear god, that reminds me of something that I didn't want to remember
Gooku Hooku: Otherwise the fabric would be too easy to break
FeyerbrandX: I saw a PT Cruiser today... with wood paneling on the sides
Gooku Hooku: So, really, our being consists of a giant wooden braided hat, like a sombrero
Gooku Hooku: What the
AngelSimmyX: with a nice engine like a PT cruiser.
FeyerbrandX: so the most hideous thing on the road is now accented with the most hideous of styling options
AngelSimmyX: horrifying, deeply horrifying.
Gooku Hooku: Maybe they were hoping it would be so hideous that it would actually start looking good
AngelSimmyX: like a new horrendous fashion?
Gooku Hooku: Something like that
Gooku Hooku: Though it's best explained in abstract mathematics
Gooku Hooku: At any rate, I bet the government made the PT Cruiser
FeyerbrandX: imaginary mathematics, and complex conjugates
Gooku Hooku: That made as much sense to me as the techno-babble on Star Trek
FeyerbrandX: the square root of negative one
Kazanthikus: i, robot
AngelSimmyX: and there was gooses and mooses driving it, right?
Gooku Hooku: "Sir, the plasma conduits have ruptured! If we don't hurry, the relays will soon follow, and we'll have to isolate sections 1-17! That means kids can't see R-Rated movies anymore!"
Gooku Hooku: I heard I, Robot (the movie) was quite bad
Kazanthikus: "Captain, the engines will explode in 0.25 seconds!" ..... "Oh, shit I should have told you that earlier!"
Gooku Hooku: No no, the gooses and mooses (no as pooses back then) are aliens, and were driving starships
FeyerbrandX: actually I, Robot wasn't that bad, it wasn't the best, but it was a good action movie
Gooku Hooku: Ah
Gooku Hooku: lmao Kazanthikus
Gooku Hooku: Should we post this chat in the EBG forum?
AngelSimmyX: do you know that lmao has caused surgeons an increase of 78.998% in ass transplants
Gooku Hooku: It may give us something to talk about
AngelSimmyX: yeah since everyone is completely inactive.
Kazanthikus: just post something. anything will do
Gooku Hooku: I'll post up the chat

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[Incognitus]

Logic is the guide to life!

Dux vitae ratio est!

[Simmy]

you know? even when i look back on that chat, i have no idea what we were all talking about. Apart from geese are gooses and meese are mooses which were formerly one race known as pooses....or did that turn out to be what they wanted us to think?

[Sean]

You guys...

are so stupid you're smart.


Don't ask, I don't know.

[Incognitus]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[True Omega]

A circle has infinite tangents, due to the fact that it has no sides. No beginning, no end, so is the flow of the mind. Ones mind can follow the circle of sanity, or at any moment, leap off onto a sweet, tangy, tangent. Or one can cling to the circle for a tenth of a second longer, and then choose to take a flying leap... but onto a different tangent, close, but not quite the same, but such a difference means the difference of talking about apples, or super-oranges.

Did you know that when an object is moving, its velocity is always tangent to the path its following? Yet acceleration can occur both normal and tangent to a curve, in fact, it must occur normal to any curve (aside from a straight line, whose radius of curvature is infinity, hence the centripetal/fugal acceleration is infinitely small, v^2/r where r is very very large yields an insignifigant result)