Yeah, I'm bad at titles, so ignore that. =P
Basically, have any of you thought up a sinister plot as of late? Whether it be TFF, offline, whatever--Post your evil plots up! Why? Because you can. If you hadn't thought of one up until now, start thinking and post it! :-P Come on, we're evil, we must explore our options and find our true path through the deceit and chaos we practice.
Post your evil plans, or be faced with--Cookies N' Creme!
Originally Posted by Andromeda
I mentioned it halfheartedly before, but since I'm sure most people don't read my convoluted and random posts through entirely, it was probably missed.
I shall build a macrophone, which is the same as a microphone, but at least a million times larger. (micro is a prefix for dimensions, meaning 10^-6, or 0.000001, macro meaning large, but it isn't an actual prefix.) The macrophone is just a prototype actually, since after that I intend to build a Megaphone, which would be 1 million times larger than the macrophone (mega being a prefix in place of 10^6). The macrophone and megaphone would take up a decent sized island in the southern hemisphere, and when turned on would generate such terrible feedback at the natrual frequency of the Earth, which means that the earth would resonate, and tear itself apart.
This user is running Jason version T.0. and is subject to frequent freezeups, illegal operations, and dissapearing off the face of the planet at any time.
And by all means, drama with bad taste.
My plan has to do with transmitting infomercial broadcasts to every television and computer via station satellites. It will broadcast nothing but these infomercials. Everyone will feel compelled to sit and watch them no matter how pointless the product is. If I can achieve that, it would create a world-wide standstill and everything like government and economical sources would fall vulnerable to occupation. While everyone is watching the Ab Slider on television, I will slide into power!
Hero façade. Villain at heart.
Another plan, actually a sub-plan, if you will, the prelude to the megaphone, and not unlike Kaz's plan.
I will be hired to play the role of "The guy who sits at his computer and nods like an idiot while stroking his beard" in all those entrepenure commercials.
Since there are so many of those commercials on Spike TV alone, there's bound to be dozens more on others, and being "The guy who sits at his computer and nods like an idiot while stroking his beard" in all of them would allow me to make a small fortune in a short time. Using this money, I will then make an Entrepenure franchise of my own, based on Internet/ video rental/ perscription drugs/ Suicide Booths. Those who don't kill themselves will be either completely doped up, watching "The Phantom Menace" or trying to delete the 20 copies of "mmmmayke your thiiiing longeeeeer 98fadhvfjirqehfdijcmefiwqghu3irfiuv" from their email, and vunerable to conquering... before I use their money to blow up the world, of course.
This user is running Jason version T.0. and is subject to frequent freezeups, illegal operations, and dissapearing off the face of the planet at any time.
And by all means, drama with bad taste.
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