Can you go super sayian?

**SuperSabin** · 08-20-2012, 01:15 PM

Listen to this kid's testimonial on how you can accomplish things by putting your mind and effort into these things and then follow the step by step instructions:

How to go super sayian

- Bow your head and mentally focus your thoughts.

- Jerk your head upwards a few times with your eyes rolled up into your head.

- Begin the process of grunting off and on.

- Start shouting "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

- Put your elbows down, fists out, and continue shouting.

- Take off your shirt.

- Shout even louder.

I'll be in another room laughing

- Finish by taking slow breaths.

**Joxsjua** · 08-20-2012, 01:42 PM

One special kid there. And here I thought only an alien race could pull off a transformation like that.. Wonder if they have made a porno spoof off this idea yet? I've been doing this at home for years but it always turns into pre-mature Kamehameha.

**Heartless Angel** · 08-20-2012, 03:26 PM

I am saddened by the lack of living brain cells present in this video. Someone should tell him that all he has to do to get super powers is expose himself to high levels of gamma radiation. It worked for Bruce Banner after all.

**OceanEyes28** · 08-20-2012, 03:49 PM

.....I watched the whole thing.

I was rooting for him, though.

**Kyrel** · 08-20-2012, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by OceanEyes28

.....I watched the whole thing.

I was rooting for him, though.

**Josh_R** · 08-20-2012, 04:18 PM

His parents are in the other room going what the f*ck is wrong with him.

**Rowan** · 08-20-2012, 04:48 PM

For a second there, I actually thought he was gonna do it.

**Unknown Entity** · 08-20-2012, 04:36 PM

Kid watches too much Dragon Ball Z and not enough Pokemon. =/

And if throwing a ladder at a wall in a fit of anger counts, yes I can.

**Pete** · 08-20-2012, 04:37 PM

Yknow, if you take out the super power and going Sayian shit, it's actually kind of inspirational in a bizarre way.

...I started typing that before it got weird. It just became the ultimate O face

**Angantyr** · 08-20-2012, 04:50 PM

So wait, you never tried to do this when nobody is around: Gintoki's Kamehameha! - YouTube

**Polk** · 08-20-2012, 05:01 PM

So this guy called in to Howard Stern back in April and he's about as weird as you'd think he'd be. For the record, they actually talk more about a different video he made, I guess a song about jerking off to girls on facebook or something.

Can you go super saiyan while jerking off? I bet that would feel real good.