So, the other day you can guess what happened. Telling my friend a Gay Joke (what do you call a gay bar without stools?) and a girl standing three feet away heard it. Apparantly, she was very strongly gay-rights activist. POW! Man down! Man down! And then a few months ago my friends and I were playing hackysack, a different girl than before walks up, catches it, and shouts "Sack meets sack!" Me being Mr. Unlucky gets nailed.
I think I'm sterile now T-T

How many of you guys have a nutshot story, be it funny or tragic?
How many of you women have commited this vile crime and why?

^Switch the genders above as needed