Last meal

[Sasquatch]

While I was making dinner (or am making dinner, as I'm sauteeing chicken and mushrooms right now), I considered making a thread about people's most recent meal. What did you have for lunch, etc. Just like we have threads for what people are listening to, watching, what game they're playing, yadda yadda yadda.

But then I considered the title -- "most recent meal" would be better suited as "last meal". But "last meal" would imply the last meal somebody would ever eat. So I figured, why don't I make a thread about that instead?

So here it is.

If you knew you were going to die, what would be your last meal?

Something simple? Hamburger, or pizza, or spaghetti? Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Or would you go with lobster and filet mignon, wine, and more?

I really don't know, myself. I'll think on it.

[Rocky]

I guess if I knew I was gonna die some crazy way, like on death row or something, I would have the warden order me some fresh baked bread and some really old red wine and go it Jesus-style . But really, I'm not quite sure, though I think I would probably have to go with something italian, like some fancy pasta or something.

[Clint]

There is only one thing that I would want as a last meal; a human. Humans are ridiculously smart creatures compared to other animals. So smart, that perhaps if I ate a human and absorbed it's DNA, I would somehow come up with a plan to escape death.

[Meier Link]

I would have to have a pint of my favorite beer toped off with a steak cooked medium rare to the rare side covered in saute'ed mushrooms and onions a loaded potato with another 4 pints of beer to wash it down. After that do your worst.

[Chez Daja]

Well, since they're going to the trouble of killing me, I'll kick up a massive stink and order a bunch of shit. Sadly, my body doesn't permit me to eat more than a small meal at a time, but I'm dying anyway, so I might as well piss them off a little.

Get me a stuffed crust four cheese pizza, a bowl of spaghetti bolognse, a warm baguette filled with melting butter, two bottles of cider and a big ole' apple pie.

Makes death seem so much more promising now.

[Sinister]

Really...I'm not sure I'd be able to eat much. I hardly eat all that much anyway. But at such a time, food would not be very foremost in my mind. But if I could break it all down? Hmm...

I suppose Chicken Marsala, garlic mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and served with an aged Amontilado sherry. For desert...Oh, what else but Carrot Cake.

-Sin

[Furore]

I'd ask for a slightly toasted burger roll containing three chicken schnitzels with layers of several kinds of cheese between each. Also, several dozen bottles of strong rum as I think I'd greatly prefer to drink myself to death than go through with whatever method of execution my captors had planned.

Also they'd have to clean up spew and possibly piss or anything else I expell after such a death, which would likely amuse me terribly from wherever death would take me.

[V_Translanka]

If I knew I was going to die...I'd want my last meal to be...the antidote. *rimshot*

Maybe baby meat of some kind.

[Govinda]

I'd like some sushi for my starter, followed by a nice seafood rice, and then some pasta and cheese. For dessert, a New York style raspberry cheesecake. Wash it all down with ice-cold pear cider, and I'll die quite full. And probably smiling.

[Dimi]

The question would be when would it ever be my last meal if I found I was going to die? Seriously, if I found out I was going to die, I'd go out with a bang by pigging out. I'm talking Mexican food. Italian Food. Chinese Food. Tofu (Always wanted to try that). Fast Food. Basically, all the good stuff I rarely eat.

But before I stand to face death, I would top it off with a traditional dessert known as an Ice Cream Sundae...with a blueberry on top. (**** the cherry.)

[Walter Sobchak]

Grilled mesquite chicken, steak fries, corn on the cob, and lemonade.

That is also readily available at any barb-e-cue restaurant, so it wouldn't be hard.

[musicrocksgbv]

Something with pasta and shrimp. I like various dishes that have this combination, but this is seriously nummeh. Either that, or a couple rolls of sushi.

[winterborn86]

I think for my last dinner, i would have a good ole traditional homemade Sunday roast dinner, chicken, 3 big roast potatoes, parsnips, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, stuffing, 6 yorkshire puddings and lots of gravy. and for desert a tub of Ben and Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie ice cream.

God im hungry now lolz

[Violet]

My last meal..? Anything my siblings or mom cooked out of love, definitely. Homemade soup or maybe even some lasagna..

[loaf]

My recent meal was a Del Classic Chicken Burrito and a Deluxe Chili Cheddar Fries from Del Taco, if you like Chicken Soft Tacos then that Burrito is like a big chicken soft taco. Also those fries are bomb.

[Unknown Entity]

Meh, I love my food too much to decide LOL!

Erm... A thick, tender piece of steak (well done - don't like my food alive... lol... blood gravy... ew...), with mums' homemade creamy mushroom sauce, with baby new potatoes (which have been cooked in melted butter), and carrots (with a honey glaze).

For desert, I'd like hot, steaming waffles, covered in cold chocolate, strawberry and vanila ice-cream, and with some chopped up fruit.

While eatting all of this - VERY slowly - I will also want to knock back half a dozen, double Courvosier and cokes. In fact, finish the damn bottle. Mum will be alive to get another lol.

Bye bye cruel world! Ta ta!

[Halie]

Noodles and coke. My two favourite edible (and drinkable) things on Earth.

I mean, if it's going to be my last meal, it may as well be my favourite food. Not some posh crap that I've never tasted before, like Cavier (sp?) or summin' like that. Just the good ol' yummy stuff.

Actually, I'd also smother Peanut Butter on the Noodles. Dunno what it tastes like, but I like Noodles and Peanut Butter, and I wanna get both of them in. So I might as well eat 'em together ^^; haha.

[Martin]

Is it wrong that I'd just want Fish Finger sandwiches? I mean I totally agree with Halie, why not just have something you'd enjoy? It'd also make my last meal that much more enjoyable. I'd go for that, with maybe some bacon on the side. Who cares about being healthy if your clogs are popping?

Dessert? Maybe a 2 litre tub of Neapolitan Ice Cream mixed together into that great grey gloop that tastes... somewhat fantastic even if it looks really awful. And then I'd wash it all down with flat Dr. Pepper. Oh yes. I'd die happy then.

[Sarah]

A last meal in this sense would be the absolute best thing for me food wise. As some may know, I am allergic to almost all food and can't eat much of anything. I would eat everything I can't now, even meat dammit!

My last meal items would include:
*Pot brownies
*Garlic bread with lots of butter.
*Cheese, rice, and black bean enchiladas (MY recipe)
*Papa Gino's Rustic Cheese Pizza
*Cashews
*Peanut butter chocolate cupcakes (MY recipe)
*White Castle cheeseburgers
*Meat pie
*Mega loaded nachos with cheese
*Four cheese rice
*12 pack of Taco Bell hard shelled tacos
*Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich
*Chicken alfredo with bowties and broccoli
*Mashed carrots and turnips- loads of butter, salt and pepper
*Chocolate chip cookies (MY recipe)
*Lasagna (MY recipe)
*Mexican black bean soup
*Steak and shitake mushrooms
*French toast from Almac's Diner, Fall River, Ma
*Chocolate chip pancakes from Almac's Diner, Fall River, Ma
*The old portabella sandwich from Ruby Tuesday's
*My grandmother's home made mashed potatoes
*Greek salad
*Burger King french fries
*Vanilla chocolate twist soft serve ice cream
*Reese's peanut butter cups
*Kit kats
*Home made egg and cheese sandwiches, one on an onion bagel, one on an english muffin, and one on a croissant
*Egg salad
*Potato salad
*South western corn chowder
*New England clam cakes
*For my beverage, it would be a continuous supply of frozen mudslides and various types of flavored coffee

I don't care if this would be too much food for my body to handle. I would keep eating, even if I vomited, no matter how many times. I would eat all of it, dammit!

Wow, there is a not a single thing on that list that I can eat now. I miss food.

[Usagy]

Coconut icecream, shitloads of it....and then liters of pina colada. Rather end drunk and stuffed.

Peace out