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    Of Scum and Villainy

    My car broke down on Friday on my way home. The tow truck driver reminded me of that scrawny little evil guy from The Mummy. He also felt the need to tell me everything about his life. The mechanic, who will undoubtedly ream me on labor costs, reminded me of that guy in Cantina who says "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either!"

    A very scary lot.

    Just thought I'd let everyone know about my observations.
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    don't put your foot in there guy SOLDIER #819's Avatar
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    Doesn't one of the two Cantina-goers get his limbs chopped off or something? =P I fear for them if they charge too much for labor. In the meanwhile, you should sharpen your Jedi mind skills so you can make people say funny things. And quite possibly buy you donuts.

    I don't have quite as many strange encouters as I should, but maybe that's for the best. I'm still prepared if someone busts into dance and song on the street, though. We've had our share of drunk-esque people.
    Quote Originally Posted by Andromeda
    just turn off your PS3 or 360 go to your dust tomb and say you'll give birth to 1500 people a day for the 1000 that'll be killed until the doors to hades open and you can pull out ar tonelico and turn on that glorous PS2 and be bathed in its radiant warm glow

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    Still in St. Louis, Kazzy? =P

    I'm so bored. -_-;

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    No, it's the opposite. I'm marooned in nowheresville for the time being.
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    BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU Archis's Avatar
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    Kirksville... Man, even the name of the town reaks of boring. Kind of like "Lyons". Sorry to hear about your car Kaz, that's an awful pain in the ass. Hopefully the mechanic has a soul and won't charge you an arm and a leg. And if he does, just grab a chainsaw and hack off some of his limbs. Afterall... He never said whose arms and legs they had to be =).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archis
    Kirksville... Man, even the name of the town reaks of boring. Kind of like "Lyons". Sorry to hear about your car Kaz, that's an awful pain in the ass. Hopefully the mechanic has a soul and won't charge you an arm and a leg. And if he does, just grab a chainsaw and hack off some of his limbs. Afterall... He never said whose arms and legs they had to be =).
    Since the guy reminded me of Dr. Evazan, it would be kind of ironic to chop off his limbs. =P

    But Kirksville is boring. Cow-tipping is among the Top 10 List of Things to Pass the Time. Drinking is #1. The school library is #2. Wal-Mart, I think, is #3.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spekkio
    I think you're talking about Benny (the little arab from The Mummy) and Dr. Evazan, respectively.
    Yes, I remembered Benny but didn't bother to say it. I did not remember Dr. Evazan because I couldn't recall it.
    Last edited by Incognitus; 02-28-2005 at 11:03 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LAKAZOO
    The tow truck driver reminded me of that scrawny little evil guy from The Mummy. He also felt the need to tell me everything about his life. The mechanic, who will undoubtedly ream me on labor costs, reminded me of that guy in Cantina who says "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either!"
    I think you're talking about Benny (the little arab from The Mummy) and Dr. Evazan, respectively.

    Quote Originally Posted by SOLDIER #819
    Doesn't one of the two Cantina-goers get his limbs chopped off or something? =P
    That's Dr. Evazan, damnit! Am I the only one who watches science fiction on a tridaily basis?!

    But I can sympathize with having to deal with smelly people. The only thing worse is when you trust your life to the aforementioned smelly people.

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    don't put your foot in there guy SOLDIER #819's Avatar
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    Yeah, I think you are, Spekkio. I've never even heard that name before. You're probably also one of the few that consider Star Wars fanfiction to be fact. =P

    J/k, sorry. -_-
    Quote Originally Posted by Andromeda
    just turn off your PS3 or 360 go to your dust tomb and say you'll give birth to 1500 people a day for the 1000 that'll be killed until the doors to hades open and you can pull out ar tonelico and turn on that glorous PS2 and be bathed in its radiant warm glow

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    Agh! You'd better watch yourself! I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

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    Kirksville, daddy-o.

    Blast you Spekkio! I wanted to say Benny. I am filled with sadness.

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