Who the GD HELL in their right effing minds does a f*cking PROM for PRE-K!?

My daughter, my sweet, (not so innocent), precious human being offspring demon spawn informs me that they're having a Prom.

Are you f*cking kidding me!?

This is getting ridiculous. They already have graduation for like every grade they finish ('cuz apparently it's become quite the accomplishment to not repeat a grade) and now PRE-K gets a PROM!? And she's all super stoked (of course) 'cuz she'll be booty dancing to Ke$ha while singing "Die Young" and droppin' it like it's hot and shit. And of course my sister bought her a brand new dress that apparently has flowers on it and she's wearing a GD tiara and whatever else.

Jesus effing Christ.

This shit is getting ridiculous.

That is all. *Drops Mic*