You are the worst person I have ever met, why would you even say something like that? That is wrong on so many levels...
Hello Yuri3458! My name is Michael, and I have created a Group focused on us Noobies. I am currently on a recruiting frenzy, you know, getting the word out to prospective members. I was wondering if you would like to join. The Group name is Flock of Noobies.