Heh, Clockwork Orange is a bit graphic and weird.
Hello tehmuffinmon! My name is Michael, and I have made a Social Group focused on us new members. The Group is called Flock of Noobies, and right now I am on a recruiting frenzy, trying to get members like you interested in our group. I am going to send you an invite, but if you want to know more, just click on "Community" and scroll down "Social Groups". You should be able to find it there. Thanks for reading this.
Hewerya love...?