Taco-Calamitous
Mr. Person

Tomahawk missiles + Black hole = not unholy. But if you wanna play hardball.

-Summons Bahamut to cast Megaflare, the entire blast destroying every inch of tower and everything inside-

And just so you don't try to wiggle out of that: From FF8 wiki..."Called the King of GF; its Mega Flare ignores all defense..."

Your ass has just been mauled. Good day.

You know the problem with really high towers?

-Fires a couple tomahawk missiles at the base of the tower, destroying its foundation and standing there with a smile as the thing begins to fall on its side. Then sends a black hole under the falling top one third of the tour, letting it rip through every piece of matter and space until the whole thing crashes.-

Next time, switch to Geico. You could've saved enough money to buy a non-retarded base.

FOR DA BEARS!

-obliterates Hellfire with the darkest and goriest football filled with years of Packer blood-

<-- Ish Bear fan. I will maul your ass, bitch.

*nods* Ok!
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..da bears! *prances off*

WAAAAAAR! *gouges you in the face with metal ruler*

Well I just got a friend accept message then which I accepted.
All good? Who knows though, might've been friends and something glitched or something.
You know what forums with way too many features are like!

Whatchoo talkin' bout?
I forget what it was exactly I said, but I was referencing your MSN personal message. Figured it would make an interesting greeting.
Not friends where? I don't generally delete people from any kind of list as I'm just too damn lazy.

That was what I would call a 'Chez moment'.

I'm not sure how I feel about that. Please feel free to be insulted, complimented or both.

Further proof that I'm not dead!

(The original content of this message was going to be: Further proof that Michael Jackson is not dead but I decided it was too soon to be making jokes like that.)

Don't worry, I didn't =actually= get sad.

I just used that to make you feel bad.

Psychic? How did you know?

Aww, that's not nice!

Actually, no I haven't. I only own a couple of their CD's, Hello Rockview and Pezcore. I like both of those, so if the new one is anything like those, I'll have to look it up. I've only heard a little from Mustard Plug and I've never heard of Cellphish. I'll have to look them up.

I make dreams come true. I wanted to find a way to annoy everyone who came to my profile. I think I succeeded.

And yeah, I have. I saw Reel Big Fish on July 5th, and one of the opening bands was a cool band called The Supervillains. I haven't been actively pursuing ska bands as of late, though. Any suggestions?

See, the reason I said I admire your honesty is because absolutely everyone on this earth is an asshole at least some of the time, and a lot of people, the majority, leap through hoops trying to make out like they're not an asshole all the time. I admire people who do not do that. It's an illusion and a waste of time. Hah, I've never been called a brat before - but it is very applicable.