Polk
Soup Kitchen Jerk.

polk

We haz no frendshipzZ.

I just wanted to tell you that I love your cat, but I can't really think of a dignified way of saying that. But still. Your cat's superb.

You don't post nearly as much as you should.

If Mistress Sheena is a citizen, where is his birth certificate? If Tiger Lily isn't a heroin addict, why does she have track marks?

The conclusion is clear: Pete for S-Mod.

awesome

sup polk

Aliens have tried to conquer this world three times. You didn't hear about them because Pete fought them back each time. Vote Pete or else we will be invaded.

Did you know: Mistress Sheena is a secret Muslim. Support Pete for S-Mod!

Poor Jesus.

Wow, you must stay busy.
How do you find time to RP? As in RPG, that is.

Sciencolisious?
Weren't you the eleventh president?

LOL @ your dancing cat! XD =o

Sense it made total sense! When I read it I though the whole time, WOW that makes sense.

cooldplay is ok to me