Padraic
A Plain Old Derp

Ooooh.

....Aww, no fair. I guess I'll use a big cannon instead. xD

*throws rocks at wall*

And friends. :3

....And now, we shall fly with these barrels!

Chaarrrgeee! >:U

And campfire songs......

*rolls* :3

Hmm...... I'm thinking about Chuck E Cheese.

Marshmallows.... *daydreaming/spacing out*

Let us roll.

I like his Hot Cheetos. ;A;

If only if it rained marshmallows, I would forgive him >:T

And now, we shall do stunts with barrels! :3

Uhm, that guy with the crown is too good, and Subway's good....

;A; It's horrible, isn't it?

*starts rolling* Whee!

That means there's too many of them! D:

Even in your weather channel, F. O. E.!

Let us grace in a barrel and do a roll! >:U *runs and body slides into one*

But there are other MacDonalds in the world D:

IT'S SO CLOUDY AND COOL OUTSIDE!!!!

What can one do with a beautiful shape as this...?

YESSS. But where is he? D:

Yeah~~ *pats head*

Think about their simple shape.

Yeah. >:T

You're a genius, you know? And the Strongest!

Think about barrels for a second.

Wheeee~ *beats him with the lamp*

LET US THROW MARKERS. IN LOTSA JOY AND FUN WHILE FLAILING OUR ARMS IN A VERY ANGRY WAY.

"Day 66 -- Diary. Today I wa- SCREW THIS, IT'S SNACK TIME NOMNOMNOM"

Great! Now let's smack that pitcher to death before he dies naturally!

I SAID MARKERRRSSSSSS! >:U

"Day whatever-day-it-is -- LSKJDFKNVLKJIUPUEOTHUNZXZ<MNVMBDSJHGOUREUYTOWFLKSH FLOOOOOL."

Uhm, I don't have a baseball bat, so I'm using a lamp instead.

WE SHALL HAVE A FESTIVALLLLL!!!!!!!

"Day....I give up counting -- Our headquarters sent us Target gift cards and plastic My Little Pony toys. Hopefully we can live through 20 dollars and leftovers."

Yaaayyy! :3 I have my lamp ready!

Let's have a death match >:3

Day XX -- Enemies have invaded our camp and shot rainbows through 6 of my comrades.

That sounds like too much hassle.....

The corner of my netbook attracts ear phones! The world is endiinggggggg!! D:

Usagiusagiusagiusagiusagiusagiusagiusagi....

Yeah, but what if he gets saved? Isn't it better to kill him first?