Ethan Blitzball King
DAYUM I LEAVE FOR 3 YEARS AND THIS PLACE DIES

I was going to win this tournament so I could win the airship and go find you! How did you escape Rikku and Yuna?

*cheers for ethan to win*

*gets through most of the tournament. Onto the final round!*

My opponent is... "Strike of Ethan." Huh... must be a coincidence.

*ethan comes out with a tough-looking team*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!? o_O

Why don't you go work on your Level 1 -- 999 skill list?

*watches sin get beaten*

This is the only one you have, though..... And no one can get out of it painlessly.

ok *leaves him a seat in the farplane*

Something tells me I should go to Luca!

*goes off to Luca, notices a Blitzball tournament taking place*

Man, if only Ethan were here... The prize is an exclusive airship... WAIT, that's it! I'll win the tournament and fly after Ethan!

*enters the tournament*

ok i hope you have a awesome time in the farplanes

Of course.

*eats at the diner*

That was delicious. Now to find Ethan!

*goes off in the direction of the airship smoke*

I'm coming to save you, Ethan!

*gets up and walks around*

Now... where am I? Looks like they got away... Hm... That way!

*goes off towards a town*

But... But you... I saw you land on the airship! And I'm not dead, I awoke on the crashed airship. Now they can't find me, but they've captured you!

Ahhhhh!!!

*airship crashes into forest, big BOOM!*

(But, Ethan, they're going to marry you, not shove you off a cliff.)

NOOO!!!!

*airship begins descent into forest*

Ethan!!!!!!!!!