Djinn
Royal Guard

I missed you too, rawr! I'm hoping to get my stupid machine fixed soon but it's one of those things were everything that can possibly go wrong, does. Sigh. Curse you, Murphy! *shakes fist*

HAI DJINN. I R EMO WOT R U?

im goin 2 kut miself naw tlk l8r, k?

LOLZ. Actually, I'm going to forcefeed people the food I made. YAY.

Haha good lord, you'd have everyone believing I'm completely unwilling to be pleased. Complain about a beach? You must be joking.

I KNOW, RIGHT? Me, not injured, it's like a miracle or something.

Yes, you can be a mongoose dog.

Sorry to hear that I'm okay, just a long day >_>; =P

Hey Djinn, hope your doing well, have a visitor note

I want to reply to something said in your journal directed at Fishie; THERE'S CHEMISTRY KK?! Well, I think there is. You could cut the SEXUAL TENSION with a knife. Or it could all be in my mind.

You only have eight friends because you're unpoopular.

Actually, you only have eight friends because you don't post a lot and are therefore underrated.

In all the best ways.

ANDYYYYY. I HAD TO DO STRIKE FOR SIX HOURS.

But I got rock candy..... haha... Andy candy. Rhymes. I'm in a weird mood.

Oh dear, I sense an innuendo there. You'd better watch out for where Ally sticks those pickles. You might wake up with a slightly stretched anal region which smells strangely like vinegar.

That could be interpretated in a number of ways.

Andy Andy Andy Andy Andy!

Come visit me so I can force-feed you pickles!

zomg u sukk innit. lolz.

Djinn!!!! Note for you. Awesome person. We should talk more on MSN. You and Oceaneyes with your nurse & doctor antics are always a blast to hear.

YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND.



...Or I will stab your face with a cat.