Darnell
Defender of Freedom

Nope sorry the only ppl that have access to that info is the mad turkey beasts.Super ninja speed is the best. A good ninja never tells his secrets....or is that something else? ****in Obama.....I mean what kind of prick runs around in tights trying to "save the world" and whatnot? Shrinky-Dinks are these neat little coloring things that you put in the oven and then KERBLAOWWWWW!!!!! they become tiny. Bunnehs with rabies?! is that where they come with pancakes on their head? Tile flavor sux. Well did you ask them to move nicely?!

I was deployed at Camp Cropper Iraq & my first deployment was at Camp Navistar Kuwait

Tried it, yup yup it just makes a really gnarly mess. At first that bastard cabby tried to but then I quickly used my super ninja speed powers to hide the wacky waving inflatable arms flailing tube man in my pocket. Pretty smart huh? Obama's such a prick!! Always stealing other ppl's thunder. It's like when Einstein stole the idea for shrinky dinks from God. That fukkin bunneh I knew I should have sent him the way of Ol' Yeller when I found him. That pancake on his head just rubbed me the wrong way I saws that and thought to meself "Now what is that bunneh doing with a pancake on his head he has no business with that pancake on his head". Fukkin bunneh. See I knew that floor tasted funny but it was a delicious kind of funny. Oh is that what that furry thing was? I thought they just had tire warmers.

Right! I was glad for that cause usually that **** principal never missed an opportunity to give me hell. So I dished it right back. That's cause Dane Cooke is the shit!! ^_^

They have served their purpose you may have it for the aforementioned price^_^. Lawlz and they always help flag down a cab. OMG that plan is full proof, pure genius even. So simple and so convenient all at the same time. I'm in speechless awe, you should like get the
Nobel prize for that . I may have gotten into the liquor but you can't prove nuthin, nor shall you get mah pretteh pink bunneh. Wait!! *falls off stool* This floor tastes funny. The Aliens must be left to roam free in their natural habitat, which currently happens to be that car in yo front yard, Byotch!!

Unfortunately no I didn't get paid, but on an up note I didn't get in trouble cause the principal couldn't stop laughing. He thought it was fukkin amazing. I yelled "OH YEAH" cause I was a super huge Family Guy fan back then and I really wanted to do the Kool-Aid Guy wall smash from the first episode. OMFG!! That would have been EPIC!! Hecks yes!!

A whole bunch, there was a death ray super sale! It was posted: ALL DEATH RAYS MUST GO!!! So they did . There was also something about a wacky waving inflatable arms flailing tube man.....I bought 4. You have my attention on your "full proof plan", please tell me there are beatings involved. My mommy says "Beat the little ****ers, that's the only way they'll ever learn." Nothing says "I love you" like a closed fist ^_^. My mommy drinks a lot. Ok I'll try not to think then.....*starts drooling*...Wait here I'll go ask them...The jury is out, and the verdict is: "What in the hell is a driver's license?" That's what they said . We all agree then. Cheez wiz pwnz all!!

Yea I get a little crazy at times. I've done some straight up stupid shite, like one time at school in a moment of sheer hyper craziness I jumped through a wall that they were tearing down for more room in one of the classrooms and yelled out "OH YEAH!!" It was great, there was a club meeting going on behind the wall. They just kind of stared at me all freaked out XD. That's how I ended up in Speech and Debate. True story, no joke.

ebay fo 1 dolla. I do, I do have a problem I just can't help mysehehelf! Iceland huh? That's so genius that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was thinking about....Oh don't worry about the black car that's just the aliens I promised them cheese whiz in a can. To them it's just as good as protection money ^_^.

for some reason I missed your last VM lol, I got caught up talking to other people, my apologies! :/

Yeah I guess the big turnoff was back in the day my roommate downloaded GT5 (?) Prelude or w/e, and the whole thing was a big drag as far as racing games go. I don't mind doing the simulation stuff that Gran Turismo is known for, but there's only so many hoops to jump through before it gets old. -_- But yeah if all goes well, have the wife send you Persona 1, and then by the time you get back Persona 3 should be out for the PSP That will keep you busy for a few weeks at LEAST, lol.

Haha, were those pics in your album the pirates that tried to get you? lol! Oh I bet knowing you have a family at home makes you anxious, I would be the very same way.

I'm going to study business administration up at USD, they have a really good school for it and I'm pretty pumped to not be at a community college anymore lol. Sure the classes are easy as all hell but theres no social life, so I've been hanging out with people from work instead. I definitely want to keep being in the same field I'm at right now, except with a business background I'd like to be able to call the shots and work my way up to a CEO position What do you do as far as civilian life goes, did you go to college or are you going to after you return, what do you do for a job? And yeah my friend's family is all good, their vacation got ruined though but oh well, it could have been worse. And yeah I'm pretty bummed they are leaving but I'm praying for them, and I'll give them the weather memo lol.

As far as trouble makers? We definitely have some free spirits here at tff haha. Che, Block and midgetbob are all pretty funny fellas (and all three of them know each other IRL, I think they're from Kansas or something.), also I think you had a run in with Jin. He's a pretty smart individual but he's not too keen on noobish things. He's fairly harmless though, so no worries. The banners are just ranks that TFF gives you based on how many total posts you have. As far as activity goes I couldn't say, but once the summer kicks in people start to come back because all of the little kids are out of school and have nothing better to do haha.

You don't wanna know. All I'm gonna say is it involved a snorkel, an avocado peel, a large piece of aluminum foil, and a large death ray. Yea I've been directed to Stealing Rare Animals Anonymous (SRAA) but I get nervous in front of large crowds, Plus I don't have a problem. I can stop anytime I want. AS for the injuns you didn't tell em where I was did you? They're really not as pissed about the egg so much as I ripped off their casino.

I uhh.....*drops bald eagle egg and runs*

nice

I just flushed im and told the kids he beat me and was arrested for drunken indecency they took it hard but then I slapped them and told em to quit being such pussies.......ahhh I love parenting. ^_^

I into Football and Basketball. I've can catch good in football and in basketball i would have to say im ok. My team in football is Tampa Bay and basketball Miami Heat. Did u watch the super bowl?

Rly?? but but but I can't afford funeral arrangements right now! and what am I gonna tell the kids?! Omg! I think I gonna

Idk the penguin rly doesn't seem to mind the stick much....or move around much either for that matter....he smells bad too. Is that a bad sign?

nice man, and I know how you feel about dissidia, it takes a bit to get used to, but once you get into it the game gets really fun and addicting haha. Persona is really fun! It's a remake of the Persona that was released on the PS1 (shortly before even FF7 was out actually), so it may feel like an older game but it's really fun to play and the story is pretty good. You play as a group of teenagers that either fight or recruit demons to battle with them, and you're trying to save the town thats become overrun with stuff like that. It's pretty good as far as recent RPGs, but if that sounds interesting then wait until July when Persona 3 comes out for the PSP, it blows the first one out of the water if you get bored while on tour then have your wife send you that game, you wont regret it lol. And yeah I've been a big fan of GT but I haven't really kept up since GT3, the racing games are fun but I can't play them for long periods of time without getting bored.

idk if it's classified or anything but where are you stationed right now? and for how long? That must be tough with the wife and future son/daughter at home, but I'm proud of you sticking your neck out for us citizens

As for my story, I'm 21, I will be attending the University of South Dakota in the fall, right now I work as a caregiver for children with special needs so I never have a dull day at work haha. As for big news, not a lot has happened that sticks out for me I guess.. Oh out in Tennessee got massively flooded with a bunch of sudden rain, my friend's family were on the way to Arkansas and got caught up in the middle of it. Oh, and it sounds like a bunch of my friends in the service are getting deployed to Afghanistan, like it's one of the biggest reserve deployments ever in our area .

Anyways thats about all I got haha, if you have questions on tff or some of the members in particular or anything you'd like to know, just hit me up on here! Or if its like an embarrassing question or something, then send me a private message!