Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

The devil's work, huh? Well, I suppose the same holds true for, uh, electric fences?

No, the vultures get killed by the power lines that they crash into. Vultures are kind of stupid, really. And what's the case with dentists?

No, they discontinued the turtle repellents for all kind of people, after they found out that the repellent wards off people. Besides, tortoises eat turtles for a mid-day snack. Oh, really? I think my doctor may be Jewish.

Yes, but the thing is that the turtle repellent only works on senile people. What about the ones that are legally blind and still young? They have no way to ward off the turtles. Besides, doesn't turtle repellent result in the turtle running into the streets, thus getting run over by a passing car?
Now, you don't see tortoises getting run over by cars, do you?

But it doesn't mean the blind person will be able to avoid the turtle. And what about the half that use a walking stick?

Oh, come on, my house is practically infested with turtles. And don't forget that blind people also contribute to the percentage that step on turtles.

The people who don't look down and just step randomly. And what are the odds that one of the meteors would kill a tortoise?

But there's less chance of that happening than someone stepping on a turtle.

At least tortoises don't die when someone steps on them.

Naw, tortoises are more kickass and you know it.

Naw, tortoises are more kickass and you know it.

Fail on that one for me since, even if any of my relatives were, none of them live by me lol

Haha, I'm pretty sure my dad's helping me get one so we might start looking soon. I just wanna make sure I don't get a bucket car that'll break down on me. Me and my brother are going to look in impound lots just to see, I'm mean I have about 3,000 saved for a car but if I can save money I will. I'm shooting for used do my dad doesn't have to spend all his money.

I'm a bum too.

I haven't been working much, I've had and only have one job, the one I have now. The thing is, until I get my own car I can't get as many hours as I would like, and I'm trying to see if I can work closer to home.

So yeah, my work hours have been really retarded. Also, I work retail -_-

And, I wish I could make $560 that much being a bum hahah.

I hope I do well in my classes atm so I'll be motivated to keep going. Hopefully I'll be able to take more classes each semester so I can finish faster, but work had been kind of a mess. Do you work?