Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAYY

happy birthday sir and I hope everyone stays off your lawn for at least today. If not then just get out the shotgun

Who am I? I'm that person you think you know but are not sure because I know you but you don't know me. How is that possible? I don't know. Who are you?

Happy birthday. And yes I do feel lucky.

Good day!

Well in that case if I did decide to become a prostitute you would get a discount

everybody winnnsss! haha.

Tha's it, I should become a bum, I'm sure a female bum could pull more money than a male one. especially a good looking one

no whoring though that's a no no.

I remember talking to this guy, he was homeless and he was the kind that would stand at the freeway exit with a sign, he made like 700 just by standing there.

Being a bum

wooooooooooooo!

I remember that plan. Weren't the clowns midgets too? Just to add to the scare factor haha.
I agree, this should be thought through more until it is ready for execution. Yes.

Hmm good question eh ^~. I had a big problem with someone upsetting me. It just seemed to get worse and worse and I crumbled =/. But now it's been a long time and I think I'm getting stronger x3. Lets hope so ^~

Haha charming eh? Well I'll need some convincing or at least some darn good evidence you know. If it proves to be true we can certainly but your charming skills into the plans of world / galactic domination.
Gambling... wow, I would become addicted to that unless someone controlled me haha!

Me? I've been alright. I was not so good a while ago but now I'm pretty good ^^! Got a small holiday now, so that is pretty nice. Wha hoo!

Well Clint, you will find out all in good time ^~. How have you been? Experienced any shootings yourself?

If Mark Twain came up with such an idea, then maybe he's related to the devil? Which reminds me, did Shakespeare have any links to any of this?

Well the zombie is back... Question is, are you ready for it? :|