Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

You're looking spry as ever for 82!

I can't swim

Happy Birthday President Eastwood, live long and prosper.

Happy Birthday!

You sir,

are very welcome.

I'm fine :3

Nothing new because I suck.

I'm just trying to save money for a new desktop.

How about you??

O hai :3

Didn't know that either.
I'm sure earth is not at risk of becoming a ball of humans...

I gotta find a chance to say that to someone, it just sounds awesome.

Brings a tear to my eye.

Not all cyborgs go to heaven, Headmaster

I believe he has ascended into the next dimension looking for his tangent universe self.

Your right!
I'm so foolish and nieve!

How do these people survive past kindergarden?

well? just well? is that to say that you aren't "fine" or perhaps you just don't know me well enough to indulge in anything more personal than "well". (sorry. overanalyzing too much)
it's possible. i don't feel very human at the moment that's all. feeling somewhat Andalite...or Hork-Bajir if that's possible-- also you seem very human. in a good way. kudos for your humanity ^^

Greetings Earthling. How are you today?

The diet itself is good in preventing diabetes also since a lot of the time it comes from storing too much fat. Its called atkins diet and its about making your body go into 'ketosis' which is when fat is metabolized instead of carbs. In order to achieve this, do not eat carbs. They are not a dietary essential , so dont worry about any dangers. It sucks though because a lot of yummy foods are carb loaded.