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O Rly?

Yes, it's a marsupial.

Random typing, because all other usernames I wanted where being used. It's an oddball, but it stuck. Don't worry, before you know it, people will come rushing to be friends!

The feeling is mutual, always a good think to have friends!

I love white chocolate! Did you know white chocolate isn't really considered chocolate?

Ah, glad to see we can be friends, Anarchy!

You want something to do? Go outside to your mailbox, and then mail me some cookies or something. I'm craving some desserts.

Now you're just stretching the truth beyond belief.

Although, it won't work. His technology is far too advanced.

No, I'm sure I've had way more random convos before.

His hot air balloon would be surrounded by metal. It won't be hittable.

He should really fly around in a hot air balloon and drop money down onto the earth so that we can get some.

Why don't you go steal some from Bill Gates? He gets more money than he can burn. Just be careful of security...

You should get a job, then. I bet you could come up with the money in just a couple of days.

No money? Well, good luck with that.

Here, I found it for only $19.99.