Alpha
#LOCKE4GOD

Yeah, that's what I used, but I was wrooong. I zoomed in on my street and apparently it's actually in the Indian Ocean.

Lol! So, if I do pass through Madrid whilst I'm on the coach or whatever and I use the loo at that exact moment, will my pee be aimed at your city?

Really? Coool. Google tells me that the antipode of where I live is a random part of the Pacific ocean that's south-east of NZ and south-west of South America. Does that mean you're upside down from me? Weird.

Still a province of Spain, though.

I honestly don't have a clue, maybe. Why?

Majooorrrca. Though apparently it's a separate island.

Nix said you're in if you want to be. He would have had you and Merlin fight to the death for membership, but obviously that is not possible.

We do, but these are my favorites: Spirit Beauty Lounge | Luxury Organic Beauty
and PRATIMA Ayurvedic Skincare

A bunch of stuff is pricey, but some stuff isn't bad, and a couple things are worth it. And it takes me a while to go through most containers. The Pratima sandalwood lotion is my all purpose product. I use it to prevent razor burn, make bug bites stop itching, soothe sunburn, treat a blemish, as a base for baking soda deodorant, when my dog chews too much on bug bites and I need to put something soothing on it that it's cool for him to lick off... it's seriously great.
And if you look at SpiritBeauty's bar soap section, you can't TELL me that all of those don't sound awesome.

Mountain blast wtf. You're right... they only ever smell....... blue...

Haha I love it. It's true that women's hygiene is a complete racket. I use baking soda now and feel like I'm getting away with something. And god, baby powder scented deodorant is the worst thing anyone has ever thought of.

Also I like when boyfriend uses my conditioners because then he either smells like lavender or coconuts. Way better than Axe mountains.

The remedy for this is ofc staying up all night and reading creepy pastas

This should be the next ep. If you throw everything together something awesome is bound to happen.

You're our Finn!

Nix is our gatekeeper and secret leader, but I'm not quite sure what that is in AT terms.

lol, that might not be far from truth.

It entails getting past Nix
[3:33:50 PM] 魔臭: And being our friend
[3:33:53 PM] 魔臭: And that's it

So says the S.

Alpha, you're our hero! Thaaannkk yooouuu!

Alpha, we thank you :3 JOIN USSSSSSSSSS..... Join the EBG....

Alpppphaaaaa. Can you delete your post so we can have our proper post order for a moment?