WH-ha-HY?!?!?!?

[Cyanist]

This thread is for random questions such as: Why is my hair so much limper than cloud's? and so forth. Answers are allowed, but every post must contain a question. It doesn't matter what type of question it is, just post something already! (or not, whatever).

I shall begin: Why is my Raisin Bran always soggy?

[Pete]

Doesn't this go in word games?

[loaf]

Wordddd gamesssss

[Cyanist]

Thank ya'll fer bEn sO nIce! (Gerogero, FF-VIII). I realized my placement problem just after I posted it, but was too tired at the time to figure out how to fix it. Anyway:
Why hasn't anyone posted a question?

[seanb]

Q: Why hasn't anyone posted a question?

A: 74

[Cyanist]

7...4... That's so deep, dude, I... need to follow you to learn more wisdom.

Why do some posts in the humor sub-forum not count toward your total number?

[seanb]

Why do some posts in the humor sub-forum not count toward your total number?

Because I'm from the year 2344 and peps don't know how to make them count toward the total number

*free question

[Cyanist]

You have an intriguing point there, master. If one is not in tune with the present, current time, he is completely helpless. One must properly attune themselves before s/he can ask such profound question. If s/he has not done that, s/he is not ready to receive an answer.

Okay, I think I'm ready: What is that smell drifting over from the kitchen?

[Michael Swayne]

I think it is because the Humor/Word Games forum doesn't follow the same rules as the rest of the forum in that their no post length regulations. And because in the past members would spam posts in H/WG to raise their post count.

My question is:

Why do red + blue = purple? Why not green?

[Cyanist]

Why won't a certain brother grind the beef already? It's past five and three quarters! Dinner will be late!!!!!

[Crescent]

Here u go! A question almost every girl asks herself everyday:

Why cant I find anything to wear out of a full wardrobe?!?!!

(This isnt a usual dilemma for me >:/)

[Cyanist]

She's lying The only way it couldn't be a dilemma is if she only had two different sets of clothing. That's what I have. (Yeah, beat that, rich girlz!) So, I guess, you should call a girlfriend to discuss what season you are today. My schedule's open

How is it possible that Jacob never has a shirt when he transforms back into a human, but he still has pants? The wolf isn't wearing pants. Why is he wearing pants? Are they magical pants that go invisible only when you're a wolf? How convenient.

[Crescent]

So, I guess, you should call a girlfriend to discuss what season you are today. My schedule's open

Thankyou!

How is it possible that Jacob never has a shirt when he transforms back into a human, but he still has pants? The wolf isn't wearing pants. Why is he wearing pants? Are they magical pants that go invisible only when you're a wolf? How convenient.

Some things should stay in us girl's fantasies..If Taylor Launtner were to lose the pants in the next instalment all the girls'd be leaving the theatre one after another in a stretcherXD

Another Question:

Why do guys feel such a need to shout sleazy things from the confines of their cars?!?!!


Its fkn humiliating esp when they're other people around..

[Cyanist]

Some things should stay in us girl's fantasies..If Taylor Launtner were to lose the pants in the next instalment all the girls'd be leaving the theatre one after another in a stretcherXD

They ARE making another installment? I thought that was a nightmare I had.

Another Question:

Why do guys feel such a need to shout sleazy things from the confines of their cars?!?!!

Its fkn humiliating esp when they're other people around..

Um, I'm so not qualified to answer that. *shuffling feet* I'll go ask seanb.

[Heartless Angel]

How can my feet smell if they don't have noses?

Just how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does anybody really give a damn?

If Johnny has 2 apples, and Sally has 5 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?

Why DO people use the cliche "like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole"? Really, as long as long as twice the squares side length squared totals less than the square of the diameter of the circle, that's not difficult at all. People should say "like trying to fit a square peg whose side length squared and multiplied by two equals a value greater than the square of the diameter of a round hole into said round hole." Why does nobody say that?

What would happen if Pinocchio were to say, "My nose will now grow"?

Is the color orange named after the fruit, or is the fruit named after the color?

So the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, we've established this, but the question remains, why did it want to get to the other side?

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

If someone says their vacuum cleaner really sucks, is that good or bad?

If two mind readers tried to read each others minds at the same time, would they just be reading their own minds?

Since earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, aren't all countries technically third world?

If you fail to pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

When the pope dies, is he being promoted, or fired?

If the Flintstones lived in a time before Christ, why did they celebrate Christmas?

If you watch an Apple store get robbed, would that make you an iWitness?

If a man succeeds when trying to fail, did he succeed or fail?

If wood roaches live in wood, then how exactly did cockroaches get THEIR name?

If a zombie outbreak happened in Vegas, would it stay in Vegas?

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

If someone who communicates with sign language loses a finger, could that be considered a speech impediment?

If one fails at life, does that mean they win at death?

So the first guy who figured out that cows gave milk... what in the **** was he doing there?

[Cyanist]

Whoa, you blew my mind there, but I'll take a crack at one of those. "His mama got tired of feeding him hers." You can just guess around at which question that one belongs to. (grouchy when tired)

How did Heartless Angel remember so many questions?

I lock my door, so why is there always a cat snoozing at my feet whenever I wake up?

[Crescent]

They ARE making another installment? I thought that was a nightmare I had. (

Ive watched only the first but yeah the next one's being released sometime later this year.

Um, I'm so not qualified to answer that. *shuffling feet* I'll go ask seanb. ;

Oh no you don't need to answer that. Im just venting

[Cyanist]

Why is there a pile of Maison Ikkoku manga here? I thought I made it clear that I can't stand Rumiko Takahashi's comedy/romance stuff? Aww, it's manga, I'll read it anyway.

[pixergirl]

Why do my eyes feel like watering whenever i put on eyeliner?

Why was Yakon's arms wiggling around the first time you see him in Dragon Ball z?

Why do i have a blister on my foot that doesn't even hurt?

why do i get the urge to call people in the middle of the night just to hear what they sound like when they're sleepy?

why can't men wear pink?

Why is the ocean so garsh darn big?

....
Why is it that i can think of sooooo many questions?

why is the sky blue?
why are there marks on my face when i wake up after falling asleep on a wrinkly shirt?

why am i tired at 6 in the pm? @_@

why is THIS SPARTAAAAAA!!!! ?

[Cyanist]

This is Sparta because the Romans conquered the known world and then were over-run and, many years later, a movie was made (my history is soo fuzzy it's cute).

Why is my brother watching "Pal Joey" with Frank Sinatra and Kim Novak?

[pixergirl]

why am i addicted to tv serials?

why is Obama so serious?

why are scrubs so unattractive on their own?

[Cyanist]

Scrubs? How dare you! *slappy sound-effect*

Why aren't Captain Barbossa hats more popular?

[Ventus's Girl]

because THEY ARE 0_0

why does square enix hate us and only make kingdom hearts games for the handhelds now

there are so many KH games on the DS and the DSi and 3DS and PSP and so on... its starting to get me mad.. there harder to play on handhelds -_-

[Cyanist]

I don't know why they hate us. Maybe a couple of fans agitated them into a furious rage?
Yeah, I agree about that hand-held thing. I DID like that other PSP one, though.

Why do they make the pockets on girl's pants so small? "Hey! I got stuff to pocket, too!"

[Ventus's Girl]

I think it's a fasion thing...

Why doesnt Ventus love me T^T
lol XD

[Cyanist]

What gave you that idea? I'm sure he supports all his fans.

Why am I hungry when there's food in my kitchen?