If you have thin skin, are easily offended, or have insecurity issues, please stay the FRACK out of this thread!

Thank you! ^_^


•RULES•

Try to exercise some common sense, but for those who need something more tangible, I have some basic ground rules.

•1: Don't violate any of TFF's Site Rules.

•2: Try to keep it clean! Use your language sparingly, and don't go crazy on someone until you've battled them a few times and have a sense of their threshold for insults. We don't want literal battles here. It's a game where you invent stuff, not try to hurt people.

•3: 6-8 Line Minimum for Battles. No 4-liners.

•4: Battles will be arranged by challenges, or mutual agreements. This means you cannot blindside Johnny with a rap without his agreeing to a Battle prior to.


Disclaimer
I feel it's only fair to warn you. You do not wanna Battle me, and I'm only sayin' it this once.


BUT, since people NEVER heed my warning, a small taste of OT:




It's the mothafreakin' debut...
TFF this one's dedicated to YOU
I'd dust off that dictionary if I were you
Mic check, 1-2
1-2-3!
1-2-3!
Caught your pupils lookin' at me
Disciples of The One they-call-OT
...
Wild child since '85
A mild guy who's just lookin' to get by
But I'm a restless man, I really can't lie
I'll be a lone wolf til the day that I die
But sometimes I cry and I don't know why
'Cause tears feel dry when they form in my eyes!
I've cried so much I could fill the sky
And block out the sun
Let the shadows erase all the shit that I've done
'Cause life ain't fun when you're on the run
Steady under the gun
But I guess that's the life of an Outlaw, son

Haha! I'm back
The Undisputed Rap Battle Overlord
So put your pride aside boy and climb aboard!


Attention Please!
Attention Please!
Put the Mic down and step away from the keys
No, seriously...
Your raps look-taste and smell like moldy cheese
Steppin' to you should literally be a breeze
Now I'll admit, some of you got flow
I'd keep my day job if I were you though
Hello!
I finally hit the scene
Couple more verses man you'll know what I mean
I come out swingin' like a young Mike Tyson
Clean punks up like a brand new Dyson
Look man, I think this is a sign
"Write some better lines when ya post here next time!"

Ah man, oh no, wait
I think it's too late
My raps flow with the goal to annihilate
Circumventilate
This is dire, Mate
I spit flows that glow and grow til they gravitate
Mastermind rhymes that'll devastate
Make your mouth start to salivate
Elevate the mic to a higher state
You can call me Lord Torn The Great

Inebriate the masses as we lift our glasses
Filled to the rim with my funky hymns
Overload the mic with my rhymes so tight
Mmm! So tight!
I hit it just right
I'm talkin' about rhymes
Tisk, tisk, you perverted minds
'See rap to me is like ridin' a bike
I transcend the mic til you be soundin' like tikes
Your flow's ice cold kid, so take a hike
It's a new Regime, a funky-fresh *Rappin' Reich

But I ain't spittin' in German
Lines written shall determine
Who among you shall be burnin'
Straight to poetry you'll be turnin'
A style like mine you'll be yearnin'
'Cause spittin' 4 poor lines is a crime against the spoken rhyme

So that Belt that ya felt should be yours, well it's mine!
I spit flows oh so Divine!
'Cause I'm the Rap Battle Champ
So run along now, Skamp
Your mere presence gives my style the cramps

I wanna show you how it's done
Spit hot shit like the risin' sun
But it gets real messy if I ain't havin' fun
I might get banned if I pull out the big guns
So this here rap is a real subdued one
Spit just for you*
Aww, you're just so cute!
I could pinch those cheeks...
In about 18 years and some-odd weeks
That means you're a baby to me
A clone barely grown and yet unshown
The ways of the rhyme but you'll learn in time
Just study my lines and you'll do just fine

Goddamn man, I did it again
Bent the Cosmos with the tip of a pen
I'm outta control, I'm tearin' shit up
I'm burrowing a hole in your brain like a bug
Someone unplug the mic before feelings get hurt tonight
It's such a sad yet spectacular sight
'Cause I'm trouble on the mic
So quit if ya like
'Cause these people gonna love me by the end of the night!

Me not rappin' at 100% is for your protection, not mine
So who's the next in line?