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I'm a dishwasher, not a chef!
Mow my lawn
Here's what you do you ask the perso below you too do something and he says:
I'm a ____not a____!
Example:
Clean my pool
I'm a mechanic not a rocket scientist!
Ok I'll start
Make me a sandwich.
I'm a dishwasher, not a chef!
Mow my lawn
Currently Playing:
Pillars of Eternity (PC)
I play Magic! See what decks im playing or building here!
I'm a goldfish not a trash compactor
Divide by Zero.
I'm a halfwit, not a mathematician!
Beat Final Fantasy XIII for me
Currently Playing:
Pillars of Eternity (PC)
I play Magic! See what decks im playing or building here!
I'm a Novice not an expert.
Beat Diablo 3 on hardcore (beat it without dying)
I'm a gamer, not a miracle worker! (sorry I was looking for an excuse to use this)
Explain to me the meaning of life
Currently Playing:
Pillars of Eternity (PC)
I play Magic! See what decks im playing or building here!
I'm a human not Siri
Explain to me why I'm a women who likes other women.
Damn it Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a miracle worker!
Get me some whiskey. Preferably scotch.
For Our Lord Sheogorath, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting. Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge. Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm. Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear. Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs. Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque. Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm. Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real. Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul. Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming. Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies. Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be. Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger. Blessed is the Madgod, who tricks us when we are foolish, punishes us when we are wrong, tortures us when we are unmindful, and loves us in our imperfection.
Damn you got my reference,Originally Posted by Heartless Angel
I'm an ice cream cone not a bartender.
Learn how to run at over 50mph.
I'm a dwarf, not an elf! (we're way too bulky - and why are they so much hotter than us...?)
Go defuse that active volcano.
Damn it I'm janitor not a president.
Keep it rolling!
Go eat that strange bread I made last night!
~I'm sorry I haven't been around very much~
The votes are in for the sketch contest. See who won the epic battle here:
http://thefinalfantasy.net/forum...12-voting.html
I'm a pilot not a shark
Explain season one of lost to me.
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