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    Diablo I'm a ____ not a___! MechromancerFTW's Avatar
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    I'm a ____ not a___!

    Here's what you do you ask the perso below you too do something and he says:

    I'm a ____not a____!

    Example:

    Clean my pool
    I'm a mechanic not a rocket scientist!


    Ok I'll start

    Make me a sandwich.

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    Consistently Average I'm a ____ not a___! Kurt Zisa's Avatar
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    I'm a dishwasher, not a chef!

    Mow my lawn
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    I play Magic! See what decks im playing or building here!

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    I'm a goldfish not a trash compactor

    Divide by Zero.

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    Consistently Average I'm a ____ not a___! Kurt Zisa's Avatar
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    I'm a halfwit, not a mathematician!

    Beat Final Fantasy XIII for me
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    I play Magic! See what decks im playing or building here!

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    I'm a Novice not an expert.

    Beat Diablo 3 on hardcore (beat it without dying)

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    I'm a gamer, not a miracle worker! (sorry I was looking for an excuse to use this )

    Explain to me the meaning of life
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    I'm a human not Siri

    Explain to me why I'm a women who likes other women.

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    The Mad God I'm a ____ not a___! Heartless Angel's Avatar
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    Damn it Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a miracle worker!

    Get me some whiskey. Preferably scotch.
    For Our Lord Sheogorath, without Whom all Thought would be linear and all Feeling would be fleeting. Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge. Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm. Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear. Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs. Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque. Blessed are the Firelovers, for their hearts are always warm. Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real. Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul. Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming. Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies. Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be. Blessed are the Painlovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger. Blessed is the Madgod, who tricks us when we are foolish, punishes us when we are wrong, tortures us when we are unmindful, and loves us in our imperfection.





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    Diablo I'm a ____ not a___! MechromancerFTW's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heartless Angel View Post
    Damn it Jim! I'm a Doctor, not a miracle worker!

    Get me some whiskey. Preferably scotch.
    Damn you got my reference,

    I'm an ice cream cone not a bartender.

    Learn how to run at over 50mph.

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    I'm a dwarf, not an elf! (we're way too bulky - and why are they so much hotter than us...? )

    Go defuse that active volcano.

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    Damn it I'm janitor not a president.

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    Chief Inspiring Officer I'm a ____ not a___! Cyanist's Avatar
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    Keep it rolling!

    Go eat that strange bread I made last night!
    ~I'm sorry I haven't been around very much~


    The votes are in for the sketch contest. See who won the epic battle here:
    http://thefinalfantasy.net/forum...12-voting.html




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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyanista View Post
    Keep it rolling!

    Go eat that strange bread I made last night!
    I'm a pilot not a shark
    Explain season one of lost to me.

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