The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Xeim]

you recieve a cactuar. It doesn't like you.

*sticks coin in*

[Slim Perfect]

You recieve a coupon to recieve a coin of equal or lesser value. Except its expired.

*Sticks hand in vending machine*

[ChloChloAriadne]

you recieve...a pair of pliers so you can get your hand out. The pliers have a Picture attached..It's Cid! turn it different ways to see the different Cids. have fun;p

*inserts foot*

[Chase]

your foot was devoured by the vending machine ... poor you

-inserts your other foot-

[Angantyr]

You get 1 GP!

*Inserts 250 Gil*

[Chase]

you received 250 items !! Worthless Item 1 , Worthless Item 2 , Worthless Item 3 , Worthless Item 4 , Worthless Item 5 , Worthless Item 6 , Worthless Item 7 , Worthless Item 8 , Worthless Item 9 , Worthless Item 10 , Worthless Item 11 , Worthless Item 12 , Worthless Item 13 , Worthless Item 14 , Worthless Item 15 , Worthless Item 16 , Worthless item 17 .... and so on , I'm too tired to finish it

-inserts worthless item 13-

[Slim Perfect]

You get Worthless item 251.

*Inserts an angry Moomba via the drop slot.*

[Angantyr]

You get Rikku Key Ring!

*Puts down Worthless Item 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5*

[ChloChloAriadne]

you recieve everything you put in, but the items are no longer worthless.

*coin insertage*

[Chase]

You received yet another 250 worthless items !!

-inserts worthless item 77-

[geordanuk]

you recieve worthless item 251

*inserts coin*

[Chase]

you received al_bhed_psycho

-inserts worthless item 251-

[Storm]

You recieve a pack of glue-on Seymour butts

*Inserts GP*

[Chase]

*the vending machine does not accept GP*

*You received a c4 that exploded at your hand* Poor you...

-inserts someone unrelated-

[ChloChloAriadne]

*stretches* getting shoved outta that recieving slot hurts! You recieve a trike, previously owned by Vidina.

*inserts a fun toy*

[geordanuk]

you receive a rikku and seymour plushie boxset

*inserts coin*

[Storm]

You recieve a tickle-me-moogle with a pom-pom backscratcher

*inserts coin*

[geordanuk]

aww wow thank you

you recieve a life size zell doll

*inserts coin*

[Darkwolf]

you recieve a moogle doll

coin insertage

[geordanuk]

you recieve a tickle me elmo (oh the shame)

*inserts the coin of doom*

[Darkwolf]

you recieve the tickle me elmo, in more peices than you can count

coin insertage

[geordanuk]

you recieve a apology from the vending machine for picking such a horrid thing

*inserts coin*

[Chase]

You received a heavenly gift from the vending machine .. It is a .. EXPLODING POOP !!

*BOOOOM*

-inserts coinn-

[geordanuk]

*wipes crap from face*

you recieve a cup of chocolate milkshake..........yes chocolate (hehe he will never know)

*inserts crap covered coin*

[Chase]

-Vending machine was so angry that it machine-gunned you with poops with 10000 ammunition at firing speed of 10 poops a second-

-The vending machine is angry at you-

-inserts coin-

[geordanuk]

you recieve more dirt because it didnt finish

*inserts stick somewhere where a stick wont go and throws vending machine for miles*

[Fallen Penance]

*Runs after vending machine* You get a box of Oxygen (Yay!)

*Inserts fingers due to lack of coins*

[Chase]

Your finger was cut off by the vending machine...followed by your hand.

-inserts your cut off finger-

[Fallen Penance]

You receive a pile of mush which used to be my fingers

*Inserts tongue due to lack of fingers*

[Chase]

You received another round of getting machine-gunned of poops from the vending machine !! I told you, it hates you

-inserts coin-