The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[ViviMasterMage]

You get a Black Waltz 3 Plushe

*Inserts Black Waltz 2 and 1 Plushes*

[Ralz]

...And you get a Steiner doll, complete with batteries!

*inserts random scrap of paper...*

[ViviMasterMage]

And You get Zell's Brain

*Inserts Vivi's Curiousity*

[SuperSabin]

you get burned by the flames coming out of the machine.

*inserts radioactive sloth beasts*

[Ralz]

...and you get... more sloth beasts... lucky you!

*inserts $.50 coin...*

[Darkwave]

And you get a $1 return,lol.

Inserts a rare coin in an dusty vending machine....

[Ralz]

...And you get a note saying "I'm too old for this..."

*inserts empty soda can...*

[ViviMasterMage]

And you get a full can.

*Inserts stellazio coin*

[SuperSabin]

nothing happens

*inserts free copy of Chrono Cross*

[Alther Primus]

And you get an illegal copy of Chrono Trigger!

*inserts Mortal Kombats 1,2,3,4, and 5*

[ViviMasterMage]

And you get Street Fighter Alpha Zero


*Inserts Chocobo egg*

[Darkdragoon]

You get Garnet alexandrios ^^

Insert's quater in slowly

[Fate]

Too slow. The hole closed.

*inserts nothing*

[Ralz]

...And you get nothing! Smart you!

*inserts everthing...*

[Darkdragoon]

You get... A batch of cookie's ^^
Also a waffle ^^ (>^^)>#

Insert's a dollar

[SuperSabin]

you get 1000 gil

*inserts bostaff*

[Darkdragoon]

You get... 5,500,100,675,323,343,456,545,565,656,566 gil^^

Insert's 40 dollars

[Meigumi]

...And you get 40,000 yen!

*inserts green plastic cup*

[SuperSabin]

you get a blue plastic cup

*inserts a lottery ticket*

[Darkdragoon]

You get nothing!!! heh heh

Insert's a picture of supersabin's avatar

[Ralz]

...and you get an avatar of ME!

*inserts that AWESOME sig.*

[Lavos]

you get a po-ta-to
no not a potato, a po-ta-to.

*inserts a to-ma-to*

[Ralz]

...And you get a Pomato. What's a Pomato? It's a combo on tomato and potato. Deal with it.

*inserts broken dreams...*

[Alther Primus]

And you get Tidus! But every bone in his body is broken...

-inserts broken Tidus-

[Ralz]

...And you get... stuff you don't need!

*inserts plastic explosives...*

[Alther Primus]

And the vending machine explodes!

*inserts spare partsin a new vending machine*

[Ralz]

...And the new one explodes...

*inserts Phoenix Down into old Vending Machine...*

[ViviMasterMage]

And a angel swoops down from heaven and bi*ch-slaps you!
Insert the angel... ( you know because she hit you! PAYBACK!)

[Alther Primus]

And a Demon comes up and hits you!

*inserts parts from the old/new Vending machine*

[Ralz]

...And the Vending Machine comes in, wondering why we're putting machine parts in a washing machine disguised as a Vending Machine.

*inserts all these ANNOYING ads!*