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    Full Time Glompasaurus The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Raider's Avatar
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    gets a pile of hate and dispair

    *inserts yo mamma and a book of 'yo mamma' jokes*
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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    You get a "guide to proper eticates book referencing the proper term "your mother".

    ::inserts one of raiders hairs::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    You get a pair of golden chopsticks!!(that will sell for a lot!!)

    *inserts the 1.05USD that i got from Lunasa-san*(what does USD mean...?)

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    (United States Dollar)

    You get 4 laughy taffies and a stick of double mint gum (it's the fresh maker).

    ::inserts the fresh maker::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    You got your fresh maker back with a note that says "you need it more than me"

    *Inserts 100¥*

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get 1 laughy taffey and nothing else

    ::brakes out a pin and writes "shove it up your ***" on the note that he last receives and shoves the note into the machine
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
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    u get AIDS.

    *puts in a pair of socks*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    Permanently banned The Final Fantasy Vending Machine darkViVi's Avatar
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    You receive an axe murderer who kills you.

    *inserts mangled corpse*

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    You get a can of Cambels condensed corps soup.

    ::inserts turkey leg::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    I use a pheonix down on Exxdeath666-san...its alright...*pat,pat*

    you get 600¥.LUCKYYYY!!>_<

    *puts in 300¥*

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    some say............ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine The Stig's Avatar
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    you get nothing the machine robs you.

    inserts a flattened man who got run over by a steam roller into slot
    Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig

    Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

    Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

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    U get a decapitated ass.

    *inserts thank-you note to Hiromi*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    You get a"your welcome"note from Hiromi that i just put in right now as my insert item.

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    a giant foot comes out of the machine and kicks you in your giggle berries but you do get to keep the shoe.

    ::inserts cigerette butt::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    U get a "no smoking" sign and McGruff reminding you to say no.

    *inserts golden carrot*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    You get a golden rabbit

    ::inserts keen inserts::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    Ow...*drink potion*thats better.

    You get a hand slapping you face and yelling PERVERT!!

    *Inserts a manga drawing that i drew with my autograph on it hopeing that someone gets it*

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get a manga drawing that you drew with your autograph on it

    ::inserts sarcasm::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    WHAAAAAAAAAAA?! Oh well...

    you got a memory card for the psp,And a person making bored eyes at you.

    *Inserts a inglish manga hopeing that it gets translated into japanese...*

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    You get your manga back and all words are spelled wrong.

    *Inserts my friends brain*

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    You get a cup of molded Yogurt.

    :inserts amp energy drink::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
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    Out comes Red Bull. Lucky.

    *Inserts hawaian punch*

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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    Hey!! I can't read this!! Give me japanese mangaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

    you gets a short tempered monkey...better watch out.

    *inserts messed up manga*

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    Just a victim of your own conceit. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine RIOT999's Avatar
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    you have recieved a chocobo feather!


    *puts in coin*

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get a buy one get one free coupon

    ::inserts paper clip::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    You get the murder weapon and the cops arrest you with it.

    *inserts the corpse* >_>

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get it returned but frozen with a stick shoved up the hind quarters, corpsecicle

    ::inserts 6" ruler::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    You get a manga but not the one you whee wanting, it is a limited edition gold leafed copy of La Blue Girl Vol. 1.

    ::Inserts a darkViVi::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    Ums...is it japanese...?

    You gets a DarkViVi#2...who knows what that is...

    Me wants more mangas.*inserts 559¥*

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    Always the b**** The Final Fantasy Vending Machine little.miss.VIOLENT's Avatar
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    you get a poorly drawn japanese manga. it looks like it was done by a five-year-old.

    *inserts book of insults*

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