The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[ChloChloAriadne]

You recieve a dorkette

*inserts dork pie*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get normal pie

[Xeim]

you didnt insert a coin

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a million coins
*inserts 2 coins*

[abarai renji]

you get two mountain dews
*insert coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a 'get out of jail card'
*inserts milkduds*

[abarai renji]

you get a t-shirt
*insert coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a t-shirt
*insert coin*

You get this quote
*inserts whopper*

[abarai renji]

Spoiler: you get a t-shirt *insert coin*

the vending machine was out of stock on everything, so i gave you that
*insertion of coin into a newly-stocked vending machine that says "Pepsi"*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a coke
*inserts a whale*

[Xeim]

you get a black cherry cola

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

it does not take your coin so you get nothing
*inserts $50*

[abarai renji]

you get a penny
*insert coin

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

You get an IOU card
*inserts coin*

[abarai renji]

you get a guy that punches you in the face and says "Stop saying "you get an IOU card""
*insert IOU card*

[Xeim]

you get...and UOI card

*inserts gold*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get the coin you inserted
*inserts that guy that punched me*

[abarai renji]

you get your very first inserted coin back
*insert *

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get nothing cause i say so and you get tidus or somthing retarded like that
*insert chicken*

[Xeim]

you get the mentos someone got a long time ago.

*inserts coin*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get an old moldy whopper
*inserts toe jam*

[Xeim]

you get the al bhed potion that Millenia gave Yoji Kun (sp?) at the VERY BEGINNING of this thread

*inserts thread*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a post
*inserts Al Bhed Pancake*

[Xeim]

you get some sand

*inserts dough*

[Plastik Assassin]

.. The machine pees in your hand.

* inserts TP *

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get Bp
*inserts so syrup*

[Xeim]

you get...cough syrup

*inserts that post I got*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you some post that is really really old
*inserts Dane Cook*

[Xeim]

you get a note telling you to stop inserting Dane Cook

*inserts a skillet*

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

you get a big lumb on your head
*inserts coin*